Little hobby of mine: switching words around

[Angrist]

I just love this so much, that my mind does it without me noticing. This is what it came up with a few minutes ago:
Smell up and wake the coffee.
She crazes me drive! (or She crazes me drivy)

This is a one I found on imdb (originally a line of the fat guy in Jurassic Park):
Nice secret agent... what are you trying to look like, a hat?

Sometimes I also come up with some funny expressions that you might not even notice are wrong. They're mostly in Dutch, they don't work that well when translated.
But stuff like:
finally already
Did I forget everything? (when leaving)
They were killed alive!
A three-egged twin

Got any nice ones? :)

[Aladuf]

I usually say "back-asswards" instead of "ass-backwards" does this count?! :lolz:?

[BreakABone]

I tend to mix up cliches a lot.

Like 2 stones with one bird.
And stuff like that. Don't know if because say it so often but most of them come out that way.

[Typhoid]

I usually say "It's not rocket surgery, here."

[Bube]

I do this very rarely, but I like to talk dyslexic style. Like saying "romon" instead of "moron".

And if I'm switching words around, I'm probably saying "f*** the shut up". Not very mature, I know..

[Aladuf]

And if I'm switching words around, I'm probably saying "f*** the shut up". Not very mature, I know..

:lolz: That's awesome!

[Dyne]

I do this. It's not a hobby. It's dyslexia. :(

[Angrist]

What's the expression again? Making a hobbie out of your handicap? :D
But yeah, that's gotta suck.

[KillerGremlin]

a dyslexic man walks into a bra...

[Typhoid]

a dyslexic man walks into a bra...

At least he's not an insomniac, and spends all night in bed, wide awake wondering if there really is a dog.

[Fox 6]

I liek to switch the First letter of celebrities.


Wobin Rilliams.

Caniel Draig

[GameMaster]

Sharon Stone

Sylvester Stallone

Wait! That doesn't work! :p

[Fox 6]

shhhhhhhhhhhh. ;)

[jeepnut]

Kiss Goodnight by Ace Troubleshooter

I climbed the door and shut the stairs
I said my shoes and took off my prayers
I brushed my clothes and took off my teeth
I pulled down my alarm and set my sheets
I shut off my bed and I climbed into my light
And all because she kissed me goodnight