Yeah it's a real turn on for them...knowing how you can kill them and all... :unsure:

Maybe he's so ugly nobody wants to touch him :p

jk

Someone would have to be caught off gaurd horribly to be hit in the neck

Come to think of it, I've never gotten laid or even gone on a date...

Oh wait, that's just because I'm not interested in girls. :p

*pulls out knife again and waits for someone to ask him if he's gay*

Did I mention that I carry a knife?

*considers editing his name out of BlueFire's post*
*settles for impaling BlueFire on his knife*

Of course, and if I had to kill somebody, I wouldn't do it that way. But as most people aren't martial artists, they don't think about that as I'm telling it to them.

Do it while your still young...

wait.. you are the same age as me huh?

I'm not going to laugh in your face

*walks to bedroom*

*cries laughing*

*walks out*

Has a girl even offerd you some?

I had this one friend that reminds me of you Xantar. Except that you don't amputate parakeets' legs and hack into major corporations' computers...or do you? :hmm:

You can thank detective shooter. ;)

Xantar:

Nope. I'm a year younger than you. And Spring Break is coming up soon...

But to answer your question, no, no girl has ever offered it to me. They all know I'll refuse. I imagine it's not hard for a girl to tell whether a guy is interested in sex at all.

:hmm: What's that??

Hey Xantar, are you...I mean...am I gay?

When I went to add his name to my ICQ list, it showed his full name, but I removed it for here because I didn't know if he wanted to have his first and last name exposed.

I was the one that found it, and told BLueFire -- so you have me to thank :D

Hardy har har, Xantar. I thought you retired from being a moderator... I didn't know that you could still edit my posts...

I'm retiring as soon as the site I'm working for goes up. That's coming soon, but I don't know exactly when. So I just warned everybody ahead of time that I'm not going to be a mod much longer.

My replacement is probably going to spend his/her first few days just going around editing my posts in revenge. :unsure:

*looks back over topic*

Hey, how did this turn into a topic about me? :mad:

Oh well. At least someone will be able to include my name next time I post in the "Person Above" topic.

Why? Becuase of your knowledge of martial arts, your inability, or reluctant manner of getting chicks, and you bringing up the question about you being gay. I then responded, and you edited me. :mad:

Oh well, I guess that is what mods do! :p

Damn I asked about people's fights not Xantar's sex life. :unsure: