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Buy a stuffed animal dinosaur and the next time Keriann is watching TV, sit down next to her and start stimulating her with the dinosaur's firm tail.

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I've seen that movie....




















:distress:

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We should make a trap!

We'll dig a hole in your basement, put a tarp over it and put a bible on the tarp!

Then Keriann will be in a hole!

"It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again."

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Or......we could kill her.

Considering my basement floor is made of cement. And carpet.

It would take way less time to smother her while shes sleeping.

Although if i did kill her, i couldnt poke her face anymore to wake her up. Those were good times. God i hate her.

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Is she hot? I could sleep with her. I don't know if that would help, but I could.

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*sob*

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*watches moogle wiggle his way into the dog house*


Hrm.. Killing her not the greatest idea.. I like gm's idea go get a Jurassic Park or hell just go get the anaconda toy and then ...... :D :D You know... :bendover::hump: ... Good luck to you sir..

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Moogle, I'll trade you Keriann for your GF.....kidding, id much rather have your mom.:p


Ummm.....Dylans already posed the idea to me that we pay someone to rape her, but in all honesty, anyone would do it for free.

Like i said, if i didnt hate her so much, i would say shes slightly hot.

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Put her in a giant box and mail her somewhere. I suggest Yemen.

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Hmm So sleep with her I shall!

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free lay! attention lonely gamer kids! free lay over here!

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Haha.


My brother would have to kill them then.

And i dont think she would sleep with anyone.....actually im pretty sure she wouldnt....i dont even know how old she is....i think shes like....21 or 22 or something like that. All i know is she buys me Vodka and vodka related drinks.