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GK, I actually had the first two...thanks for the other...

keep em coming ;)

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"Even the Whitest dove has a black shadow."

Racist!

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"all I need to know I learned in first grade"-- hell if I know

" if women dont find ya handsome they should at least find ya handy" -- Red-Green (the ductape king)

*edit more*
"Peace is nothing but a result of war." - heero yuy
"I destroy crazy people."- same

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"Whatever floats your boat will eventually sink it" --me

This is actually a qoute from a friend of mine's brother, but lets just say it's mine. :Pimp:

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No good will ever come from neglecting to remind those we love of the reasons why. - me

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"Being married means I can [break wind] and eat ice cream in bed." -- Brad Pitt

Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. --John Lennon

But I refuse to believe that I am a better actor than myself. --Jim Carrey

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Originally Posted by Acebot44

Is this vulger? "Life's not a bitch, Life is a beautiful woman. You only call her a bitch because she would'nt let you get that *****"-Aesop Rock

Nice quote man! That's one of my favorites from Ace Rock...+rep

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"all your bases are belong to us".

I'm sorry I don't know what game it's from.

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Originally Posted by bobcat

"all your bases are belong to us".

I'm sorry I don't know what game it's from.

Zero Wing.

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Originally Posted by GameKinG

"Even the Whitest dove has a black shadow."

Racist!

What the Hell? You know what I mean.

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"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog."
-Archie Griffin

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"Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo."
- H. G. Wells (1866-1946)

"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

"Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake."
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956)

"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat

"His ignorance is encyclopedic"
- Abba Eban (1915-2002)

"If a man does his best, what else is there?"
- General George S. Patton (1885-1945)

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"Nudity on TV these days...it just makes you wanna shake your fist"
-Anonymous :sneaky:

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Originally Posted by Ace195

"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat

I almost posted that quote. I use it as an away message on aim!

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Originally Posted by jeepnut's slave

I almost posted that quote. I use it as an away message on aim!

mwahahaha I beat ya to it :)

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"Money can buy many peanuts
really?!?! explain how!
Money can be exchanged for goods and services" - homer simpson talking to......his brain

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Originally Posted by Vampyr

What the Hell? You know what I mean.

I know exactly what you mean. Black people follow around white people and do bad things.

tisk tisk.

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*Wonders who's black and white.. and why it matters over a computer*

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Im just kidding of course.

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Oh I know I'm just joshin (hates that term with a passion) ya :)

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Originally Posted by Mechadragon

Zero Wing.

Thanks

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I took the lazy route in decorating my room, I got a bunch of posters and just covered as much wall as possible. I think I did a pretty good job. Too bad, we can't cover the ceilings, damn fire hazards.

One of my favorite posters, and the number one reason I brought it was the Procrastinator's Creed. So here it is

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Procrastinator's Creed

1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.
4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.
5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.
6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.
7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesmally small, is not exactly zero.
8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.
9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.
10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.
11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.
12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan.
13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.
14. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized.

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"Cogito Ergo Sum." (I think, therefore I am)

-Descartes

"Parentes non cogitabant, ergo sum."
-Me (you can put that one up in just Latin if you think it would offend someone)

"Now I don't know if I was a man dreaming of a butterfly or if now I am a butterfly dreaming of a man."

-Zhuangzi

"There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't."

-11 year old girl from my school

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"There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who can understand bianary and those who dont."
- some shirt

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Originally Posted by Hero2

"There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who can understand bianary and those who dont."
- some shirt

heh...i get it :p

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*bows down to the great Procrastinator's Creed.*

Another Quote:

"There are two kinds of people in the world...Me and everyone else." Zachary Wright (me)

"I HAVE A DREAM!" :sneaky:

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Originally Posted by Xantar

"There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't."

-11 year old girl from my school

I've heard that from like 10 other people, at least...

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Originally Posted by Hero2

"There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who can understand bianary and those who dont."
- some shirt

haha you copied that from the IRC at work.. Copier :P lol :)

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User pushed the x because it was xtra baby!
Thats from my works irc people are funny like that :)

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Originally Posted by Xantar

"There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't."

-11 year old girl from my school

Yeah, Ive heard that one quit a bit also.