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I found my way out of the ugly forest too!

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I walked int oa forest where gnomes took my liver.

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I was beat up by a miget for calling him a gnome.

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I broke my fist when punching some guy who called me a gnome.

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While playing football on my neighbors yard I tripped and fell onto a yard gnome which penetrated my rear.

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A yard gnome raped me in my sleep.

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A yard gnome raped me and me sheep.

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Some guy on GT showed me a video of a guy putting his head up a sheep's ass.

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My Grandma spanks me and says I'm BAAAAAAAAHHHHD

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My grandma put her foot on my crotch.

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Im your grandma.

Hey GM Grrrrrr.


Starts Stripping. =-D

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If anyone mentions a grandma again, i'm shutting this game down.

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My grandma goes down
































to tie her shoe
(I had to, it was to easy)

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ive heard that the shoe business is going down because of old people falling over

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I'm scarred for life because of this thread and the damned old people in it.

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My bottom is scarred because my grandm..uhh..uncle spanked me.

I win! :p

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My grandma asks me to spank my own monkey so she can watch.

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A monkey bit me in the nose. It fell off and now all I have is this mass of cartilage that smells like bananas if you squeeze it.

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I saw Michael Jackson molest his monkey Bubbles :(

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I saw Michael Jackson. :(

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Haha. That's great.

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Michael Jackson taught me how to moon-walk...on his lap.

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Michael Jackson sent me a present for my birthday and inside was a box that contained a rare flesh eating disease. I don't have any skin anymore and it makes me cry and it hurts when I cry because the salt in my tears burns my skinless body.

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My entire body is covered in foreskin

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I have foreskin in four places...but you'll never guess where

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Oh yeah? Well... I have lukemia all over my skin. Foreskins included.

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My foreskin was torn off by a rusty corkscrew

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OUCH!!!!!

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You guys are doing the gross thing again.

Banned words:
Grandma,Grandmother,Granny
Foreskin


I have corkscrews for fingers and can't become intimate with a woman because I poke her with my corkscrew fingers by accident and then she doesn't talk to me anymore.

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Santa said he wanted to put his corkscrew in me. (Let's try to make Santa the next banned word!)

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When I sat on Santa's lap he stocked my stocking a bit early last year.

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Gamemaster said "Let's try to make Santa the next banned word!", not "Let's get Acebot44 banned." :p

BTW, that was the funniest thing I've read in this topic yet! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Santa and my gra ... uncle spanked me with a corkscrew because I was wearing stockings.

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My uncle dressed me in stocking's and sold me for $2 a trick

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Santa pumped my stocking full of sweet candy.
and also put presents under my tree.






SANTA IS REAL......



good at sex

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i remember me sitting on santa's lap

and when he stood up, i didnt fall off...:D

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I fell off of a dead baby truck.

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Santa ordered me to get down on all fours and close my eyes.

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Damnit, Jeff.

Stop doing that. I'll destroy you.

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And then Santa decided not to feed the carrot to the Reindeer.

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Santa's Elvs beat me with seasoned trout once they heard of my naughtiness