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mickydaniels 09-08-2004 09:03 AM

Re: What religion are you?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Typhoid
Let me ask you this. ( Not directed at one person, its a general question)



Since Jesus' birth, how many other emaculate conceptions have there been?


Whats the chance of an emaculate conception ever happening?

0%.

You know why.

Yes, I do know why. Let's look it up in a dictionary.
mir·a·cle
n.
An event that appears inexplicable by the laws of nature and so is held to be supernatural in origin or an act of God: “Miracles are spontaneous, they cannot be summoned, but come of themselves” (Katherine Anne Porter).

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Originally Posted by Typhoid
Because you cannot have a god damn emaculate conception.

You need sperm. Its called Science. And dont "Scinece doesnt explain everything" me. Because it does.


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Originally Posted by Typhoid
And dont "What about the missing link" me either. Because bones decay, its a fact of carbon compounds.

And what about Dinosaurs, if they never existed ( as said in some religions) why are their bones here?
Keriann told me God put them there for us to study.
But why would God want us to study something that never freakin' existed!?!?

If their bones are here, then they obviously existed.

Typhoid 09-08-2004 10:06 AM

Re: What religion are you?
 
Riddle me this then.




Quote:

Originally Posted by Typhoid
Let me ask you this. ( Not directed at one person, its a general question)

Since Jesus' birth, how many other emaculate conceptions have there been?


mickydaniels 09-08-2004 10:26 AM

Re: What religion are you?
 
How many immaculate conceptions?
ZERO.

And your point is?

Professor S 09-08-2004 10:45 AM

Re: What religion are you?
 
Typhoid, you are seriously out of your depth here. By your statements you do not have a working knowledge of religion and you aren't sounding very intelligent right now. Don't take this as an attack, I'm just trying to help you out here so you can maybe do some damage control.

Here's where your flaw lies...

You're arguing science against faith. Faith defies science, so there is no point in arguing between the two. You're arguing about sperm, which is a pretty mundane subject when faith tells you that the ethereal being GOD came down and conceived a child on Earth with a mortal woman. Translation: No sperm is needed, as he's FRIGGIN' GOD. If you can create the universe in seven days, you can knock up a chick without banging her.

Therefore, to a person of faith, your arguements are downright silly and have little to do with anything.

Canyarion 09-08-2004 01:54 PM

Re: What religion are you?
 
Bah I hate it when religions downgrade the bible. :mad:

Blade Runner 09-08-2004 03:52 PM

Re: What religion are you?
 
Eh, Typhoid, are you saying the God that created the universe we live in and the science you keep referring to can't produce an immaculate conception?

BTW, I think I remember reading somewhere that the reason it had to be immaculate was because Jesus needed to be perfect. Men are sinners by nature therefore Jesus couldn't come from the seed of man.

EDIT: What religions say dinosaurs never existed??

Canyarion 09-08-2004 04:45 PM

Re: What religion are you?
 
It's The Dúnadan!!!! Nice to see you! :D

Off topic: I'm the only 'old' Tolkien fan left here! :baby:

Do you really think people would have bought it when they saw that those writers exaggerated the stories about Jesus?? What's told in the bible, really happened there. And what about all the prophecies about him??
It's not easy to deny that Jesus was the promised messiah.. ;)

Crono 09-08-2004 05:24 PM

Re: What religion are you?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Canyarion
It's The Dúnadan!!!! Nice to see you! :D

Off topic: I'm the only 'old' Tolkien fan left here! :baby:

Do you really think people would have bought it when they saw that those writers exaggerated the stories about Jesus?? What's told in the bible, really happened there. And what about all the prophecies about him??
It's not easy to deny that Jesus was the promised messiah.. ;)

The Bible was not written at the time of Jesus. The stories could have been and probably were changed throughout the decades. I dont think it was written until about 60 years after his death, even more in some parts of the Bible.

Canyarion 09-08-2004 05:48 PM

Re: What religion are you?
 
So? More reason for people to be critical, methinks.
And besides, I don't think that's true.
Only Luke (or Mark?) wrote his book quite some time later. Joan and Matthew wrote it pretty soon, as I remember it.
The Revelation was the last biblebook to be written, Joan wrote it, so it couldn't have been that much later. 60 years MAX.

And you forgot the prophecies part. :)

Typhoid 09-08-2004 06:51 PM

Re: What religion are you?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Blade Runner
Eh, Typhoid, are you saying the God that created the universe we live in and the science you keep referring to can't produce an immaculate conception?

BTW, I think I remember reading somewhere that the reason it had to be immaculate was because Jesus needed to be perfect. Men are sinners by nature therefore Jesus couldn't come from the seed of man.

EDIT: What religions say dinosaurs never existed??




Im not saying God created the universe. Where did I say i beleive in any god?

And the faith that says Dinosaurs never exist is Evangelist. Me and Keriann had many an argument over it.


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Originally Posted by mickydaniels
How many immaculate conceptions?
ZERO.


Exactly.

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Originally Posted by The Strangler
Therefore, to a person of faith, your arguements are downright silly and have little to do with anything.


And to me, a scientific person, religious arguments are silly and have little to do with anything.

Its all perception Strangler, and you like to constantly single me out other than the other side.
You forgot to mention that to a scientific person, religion is silly, but of course, you again, in so many words, say my points arnt valid.

But + reps for this time not saying its because im canadian.

Seth 09-08-2004 07:19 PM

Re: What religion are you?
 
That's crazy how Angrist says Joan for John. Sweet.

TheGame 09-08-2004 07:42 PM

Re: What religion are you?
 
*cough* I could make a long ass post, but I'm not in the mood... Typhoid, mickey pretty much killed your arguement. I don't know why you just said "Exactly."

Just because a miricle happens once, it doesn't mean it has to happen again ever.

As for your faith in science... I just find it to be a bit more likely that somone created us than any other explanation I have heard. :)

"Translation: No sperm is needed, as he's FRIGGIN' GOD. If you can create the universe in seven days, you can knock up a chick without banging her."

Hehe, that was funny :p

Canyarion 09-09-2004 02:42 AM

Re: What religion are you?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bouncer
That's crazy how Angrist says Joan for John. Sweet.

Ah ok! :p In Dutch it's Johannes. And Matheüs, Lukas, Markus. :D

The Duggler 09-09-2004 03:15 AM

Re: What religion are you?
 
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Originally Posted by TheGame
As for your faith in science...

It's funny how religious people use the term faith when referring to science. We believe in what science has to offer. We don't blindly think it's the truth, we base our judgement on experiences and proofs. And since we deduct it's the most reasonnable explaination, the closest thing to the truth, then we go with it.

It's probably not right on, but it sure seems a lot more logical than anything any religions can come up with.

Crash 09-09-2004 03:42 AM

Re: What religion are you?
 
well, couple things... revalations was not the last book in the bible to be written, it just happens to be last in the bible. yes, the books of the new testament were not written until some 60-80 years after the events actually happened. The stories were passed down the generations by word of mouth, so some stuff had to have been outta proportion and exaggerated.

Canyarion 09-09-2004 06:27 AM

Re: What religion are you?
 
No no I'm sure there are enough proofs that Mathew and John wrote their own books... they were THERE with Jesus all the time.

And you STILL haven't explained the prophecies. :p

Kitana85 09-09-2004 08:44 AM

Re: What religion are you?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The Strangler
You're arguing science against faith. Faith defies science, so there is no point in arguing between the two. You're arguing about sperm, which is a pretty mundane subject when faith tells you that the ethereal being GOD came down and conceived a child on Earth with a mortal woman. Translation: No sperm is needed, as he's FRIGGIN' GOD. If you can create the universe in seven days, you can knock up a chick without banging her.

Therefore, to a person of faith, your arguements are downright silly and have little to do with anything.

That, and the Immaulate Conception was the birth of MARY not the birth of Jesus. The Immaculate Conception is the idea thought of my bored theologans that says that because Christ Jesus was without sin his mother must not carry original sin. The (the Immaculate Conception) is clearly not the same as the Virgin birth.

People can say they are taking it literally, but they can't be, because 1. this isn't the same bible that was written oh so many thousands of years ago, 2. Its impossible to talk about a story and not interpret... that's exactly what interpretaiton means-reading a story and figuring out what it means

Joeiss 09-09-2004 09:53 AM

Re: What religion are you?
 
About dinosaur fossils:

Most people don't realize that in terms of numbers of fossils 95% of the fossil record consists of shallow marine organisms such as corals and shellfish. Within the remaining 5%, 95% are all the algae and plant/tree fossils, including the vegetation that now makes up the trillions of tonnes of coal, and all the other invertebrate fossils including the insects. Thus the vertebrates (fish, amphibians, reptiles, birds and mammals) together make up very little of the fossil record -- in fact, 5% of 5%, which is a mere 0.25% of the entire fossil record. So comparatively speaking there are very, very few amphibian, reptile, bird and mammal fossils, yet so much is often made of them. For example, the number of dinosaur skeletons in all the world's museums (both public and university) totals only about 2,100. Furthermore, of this 0.25% of the fossil record which is vertebrates, only 1% of that 0.25% (or 0.0025%) are vertebrate fossils that consist of more than a single bone! For example, there's only one Stegosaurus skull that has been found, and many of the horse species are each represented by only one specimen of one tooth!


More fun facts about Dinosaurs and the bible, here!
http://www.abcbodybuilding.com/forum...rue#Post597754

TheGame 09-09-2004 02:32 PM

Re: What religion are you?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nitram
It's funny how religious people use the term faith when referring to science. We believe in what science has to offer. We don't blindly think it's the truth, we base our judgement on experiences and proofs. And since we deduct it's the most reasonnable explaination, the closest thing to the truth, then we go with it.

If you don't know somthing is the truth, you don't know it is the truth, period. What one calls the "Logical closest thing to the truth" could be completly wrong... you chose to believe its the closest thing to the truth because of your faith in science. :p

The only thing a person knows for a fact is their own feelings and emotions. After that there is no facts. Its all what you chose to believe. If it isn't a fact, and you believe it without constantly questioning it, you have faith...

In my opinion, "based on judgement on experiences and proofs", I think it is more logical that there is a god. In your opinion, you think that it isn't logical... You can't prove me wrong, nor can you prove you are right. Just like I can't prove you are wrong and can't prove that I am right. The only person that matters in this situation is me though... I have proven to myself that it is right. (And if I told you how chances are you wouldn't believe me.)

Dylflon 09-09-2004 02:48 PM

Re: What religion are you?
 
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Originally Posted by TheGame
I have proven to myself that it is right. (And if I told you how chances are you wouldn't believe me.)

I'd like to hear.

Typhoid,why are you getting all bent out of shape? I don't get it.

Crono 09-09-2004 02:53 PM

Re: What religion are you?
 
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Originally Posted by Canyarion
No no I'm sure there are enough proofs that Mathew and John wrote their own books... they were THERE with Jesus all the time.

And you STILL haven't explained the prophecies. :p

Uhm.. Matthew and John were not with Jesus. Matthew and John wrote the Bible well after Jesus's death. They were born after Jesus died (they were not one of the 12 disciples if thats what you think). It is obvious that people exaggerated stories. People back then were stupid.

No offense Canyarion, but I was taught this in school, and yes I go to a Catholic school, and last Religous class I had one of the best and smartest teachers I've ever known. I'd take his word over yours any day.

Blade Runner 09-09-2004 02:56 PM

Re: What religion are you?
 
Typhoid, if you're arguing about Jesus, for the sake of argument, we must assume their is a God.

Crono, the Bible is a compilation of books. These books were written all througout history. This includes before, DURING, and after Jesus' death.

SUPER EDIT: Crono I just saw your post about Matthew and John not being alive in Jesus' lifetime or even being his disciples. Where in the world did you get this info??? I dont' know what Bible you've been reading about but this information is extremely incorrect. And where do you get these ideas that the stories were exaggerated and that people back then were a bunch of dummies??

TheGame 09-09-2004 02:59 PM

Re: What religion are you?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylflon
I'd like to hear.

Through life experience and praying. I'd rather not go into details.

Crono 09-09-2004 02:59 PM

Re: What religion are you?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Blade Runner
Crono, the Bible is a compilation of books. These books were written all througout history. This includes before, DURING, and after Jesus' death.

I know that. But the Bible has also been through many translations and such since it was officially put together. It was first written in Greek I think, and then on to Latin. It was bound to have been altered from what really happened.

There are just so many possible ways that the Bible events we read about do not tell what really happened.

As far as I know, no one was following Jesus around with a pen and paper. In fact they didn't even have paper back then.

And the books that were written before Jesus' birth are hardly believable at all. Besides, that's old testament, it's mainly Jewish stuff.

TheGame 09-09-2004 03:05 PM

Re: What religion are you?
 
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Originally Posted by Crono
I know that. But the Bible has also been through many translations and such since it was officially put together. It was first written in Greek I think, and then on to Latin. It was bound to have been altered from what really happened.

I doubt it would be altered all that much. But there is no way to know unless you had a time machine. :p

Crono 09-09-2004 03:08 PM

Re: What religion are you?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Blade Runner
SUPER EDIT: Crono I just saw your post about Matthew and John not being alive in Jesus' lifetime or even being his disciples. Where in the world did you get this info??? I dont' know what Bible you've been reading about but this information is extremely incorrect. And where do you get these ideas that the stories were exaggerated and that people back then were a bunch of dummies??

The Gospel writers weren't his disciples. I mean, they didn't write their own books. And I think the author of Luke and Acts was a Roman guy, not a disciple. I am quite sure of this. Seeing as the books weren't even written until 60 years after Jesus' death.

Where do I get these ideas? Do you really think a story would be the same after 2000 years?
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Originally Posted by Blade_Runner
Er..what. they didn't have paper??? You really need to quit making things up. And the transcribing and translating of the Bible was done with such extreme precision and care that you should really research it sometime.

Yes, paper was considered a luxury. Did the average Joe have paper? No.

Blade Runner 09-09-2004 03:08 PM

Re: What religion are you?
 
Er..what. they didn't have paper??? You really need to quit making things up. And the transcribing and translating of the Bible was done with such extreme precision and care that you should really research it sometime.

EDIT: Found a little quote for you.
Quote:

Some express concern that the Bible may have been altered down through the centuries. It is to this matter that Textual Critics address themselves. They have discovered entire manuscripts and parts of others, one portion dating to the beginning of the 2nd Century. The New Testament has far better textual support than do the works of Plato, Aristotle, Herodotus, or Tacitus, whose contents no one seriously questions. In addition, the New Testament documents have always been both public, and widely-disseminated. Thus it would be impossible for any party to have materially changed their contents, just as the Declaration of Independence, for example, as a public document, could not have been privately altered without raising notice and creating public furor. Sir Frederic Kenyon, former Director of the British Museum, comments:

"The interval between the dates of the original composition and the earliest extant evidence [i.e. our oldest manuscripts] becomes so small as to be negligible, and the last foundation for any doubt that the scriptures have come down to us substantially as they were written has now been removed."

In conclusion, it is not necessary that the New Testament be treated with "kid gloves" and backed up by special pleading. Simply allow it to be subject to the very same historical-critical standards that Classical historians apply to secular literature. When equal treatment is permitted its course, the Gospels fully pass the test.

Crono 09-09-2004 03:23 PM

Re: What religion are you?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Blade Runner
Er..what. they didn't have paper??? You really need to quit making things up. And the transcribing and translating of the Bible was done with such extreme precision and care that you should really research it sometime.

EDIT: Found a little quote for you.

Where did you find that?

Think about before the bible was written when many things were still being passed on by word of mouth. Would these stories not have changed then? Maybe not in an extreme way, but they could have been changed regardless.

Typhoid 09-10-2004 01:43 AM

Re: What religion are you?
 
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Originally Posted by Crono
If women have earned the right to vote and be as equal as men in society, then the church should follow suit.



What about the separation of church and state?












(And in no way am i saying women arnt equal.)

Canyarion 09-10-2004 05:02 AM

Re: What religion are you?
 
Crono, I have to believe that Mathew and John weren't Jesus' disciples, just because your teacher said so? :rolleyes:
Back it up man.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crono
Do you really think a story would be the same after 2000 years?

2000 years? Perhaps not. 60 years? Yes.

And IF you believe in God, don't you thnk that he would make sure the bible is correct? Being a God that can't lie and stuff???

GameMaster 09-10-2004 05:12 AM

Re: What religion are you?
 
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Originally Posted by Canyarion
And IF you believe in God, don't you thnk that he would make sure the bible is correct? Being a God that can't lie and stuff???

God can't stop people from lying. It's all about the free will.

Canyarion 09-10-2004 06:29 AM

Re: What religion are you?
 
But this is his holy book we're talking about. Of course he can make sure that only the right people got to write and copy his book.

Anyway....

Crono 09-10-2004 11:29 AM

Re: What religion are you?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Canyarion
Crono, I have to believe that Mathew and John weren't Jesus' disciples, just because your teacher said so? :rolleyes:
Back it up man.

My teacher never said that. I said, or meant to say, they didn't write their own books. So how do we know the real authors wrote exactly what happened?

Typhoid 09-10-2004 06:45 PM

Re: What religion are you?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Crono
If women have earned the right to vote and be as equal as men in society, then the church should follow suit.



*Clears throaght*


*Yells*


What about the separation of curch and state?

Dylflon 09-10-2004 06:50 PM

Re: What religion are you?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Typhoid
*Clears throaght*


*Yells*


What about the separation of curch and state?

What about it?

Typhoid 09-10-2004 07:02 PM

Re: What religion are you?
 
And didnt god used to be vengeful? If you didnt obey hos every word you would be deemed a blasphemer and go straight to hell. How you had super strict rules to follow or yet again, you would go to hell. What about the Angels of Death, Bartleby and Loki.;) God sent them to do mass destructions and things, or whatever. Where are the other Angels of death I ask you.:p

Now hes everyones buddy. You confess all your sins in a booth to a preist or preacher or reverend, and your sins are free. If you feel you lead a good life, your in.

Something seems different to me.... :p


Just my opinion and thoughts though.


EDIT: I just noticed we are only talking about the God called "God". Not about any of the middle eastern religions. Or anything like that.

Thats why i dont believe in God. Because it seems to be geographcal. Depending on where you live, your god could be a toga-wearing bearded man, or an 8 armed elephant.

dropCGCF 09-12-2004 05:36 PM

Re: What religion are you?
 
Ooh. A religion thread.
I think I'm Daoist. I don't know what you call my religion.

Professor S 09-12-2004 06:08 PM

Re: What religion are you?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Typhoid
EDIT: I just noticed we are only talking about the God called "God". Not about any of the middle eastern religions. Or anything like that.

Middel Eastern and Western religions actually share the same God. Islam calls him Allah, we call him God. Many of the same prophets are shared and I believe (I'm not sure) Jesus is even considered a prophet in Islam.

Joeiss 09-12-2004 06:18 PM

Re: What religion are you?
 
Yeah, Islam considers Jesus as a prophet.. Just not the son of God.

Acebot44 09-12-2004 06:24 PM

Re: What religion are you?
 
Yep, Jesus is the most quoted Prophet in the Quran.


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