Re: Gametavern Story
 

.. N8, former G-Trac leader, insults the game by covering it in a thin film of applesauce. This provokes other members to join in the violence. Amidst the food induced melee, a peacekeeper emerges from the crowd. As the dust and smoke settles, it becomes apparent that this wholesome peacekeeper is...

Re: Gametavern Story
 

Acebot of course! Everybody's in silence while he points his gun and threathens with a handgranade.
This doesn't last long, because...

Re: Gametavern Story
 

NGC-RULER rapes his brain with his continuous typos. But then..

Re: Gametavern Story
 

[really obscure reference]ps2rules popped out and shouted that it wasn't possible. "NGC doesn't have enough bandwich!" he yelled. "PS2 will totally wipe the floor. It's more powerful because of the better bandwich."

"Dude, it's spelled bandwidth," said thatmariolover.

"Shut up. You don't know what you're talking about. You didn't even try to calculate bandwich for the consoles."

"No, that's not the point. I'm just telling you to spell it right."

"I guess that means I win because you can't deny the bandwich."[/really obscure reference]

thatmariolover sighed in resignation and decided that instead of wasting time arguing with this fool, he would just simply...

Re: Gametavern Story
 

*Okay, out of story mode for a second here. That has to be the single best flashback I've ever had in my life. But I forget how that particular thread ended. If you've got a copy archived, send it my way.*

Throws his hands up in frustration and leaves his computer for a moment to get his book "Fanboy Curses - A Guide to the mortality of fools."

While paging through the long forgotten tome...

Re: Gametavern Story
 

... thatmariolover comes upon one of his favorite fanboy stories. And then he begins to read it loud:

Once upon a time in 2001,
I went to a place called GameTavern, in hope for some fun,
I click 'Register' and begin to transform.
With a flash! And a crash! GameMaster is born!

Activate odd speech!
Initiate abnormal puns!
Add a pinch of innuendo!
Alright, he is done!

My first thread is a success, 38 replies!
What a wonderful place, what a great bunch of guys!
Now what do I do? Where should I begin?
I meet my first allie, goes by the alias Jin.

The hours become days, the days become weeks,
It's just not enough, I've hit my post peak.
I look in the mirror, face tired and pale,
Suddenly, I've got it: asian female!

I make a 'friendly-man' comment and post it like bait,
I go back to the main page and I wait and I wait,
The replies 'homo' and 'gay' fly at me from a forum-flame gun,
"But I'm an Asian female," I say. The jaws drop, they are stunned.

I leap from my chair! Another successful plan!
I pound my fists to my keyboard and scream, "Who's the Man!"
Amongst one another, they squabble and whine,
Then a rebel stands forth proclaiming, "Nothing but lies!"

I don't even get a trial, my verdict already set,
The staff in agreement, "The ban wagon, he gets!"
Now aware of my blunder, I protest from my cage,
When from amidst my impending doom comes Xantar the Sage.

"Save you, I will. But leave for a while, you must."
So I pack up my bags, and board the internet bus.
He talks to the staff, he gets me acquitted,
I am amazed with his power, I can't believe he did it!

Once again a free man, as silly as a goose,
I return to GT early and begin to let loose.
I can't wait a few months, I need to post soon!
A second alias is born, which brings us to part two...

Eager to read part two, that mariolover turns the page, and the second story begins starring the one and only...

Re: Gametavern Story
 

gekko, whom first had to point out his newest Mac. After telling everyone who he met at MacWorld...

Re: Gametavern Story
 

Emrak came and tried to convince everyone he worked with Silicon Knights, but then...