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Mugging an old woman, but then the cops started chasing him so he ran, but tripped and hurt his leg like a sissy, as the cops got closer he.......

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Screamed "Thats my purse" and kicked them firmly in the testicles. He got up, and started to limp away when he noticed a sign that was very informative, the sign said...

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"Ouch" he soon after got hit by a bus. But the bus turned out to be the reincarnation of the lady vampire that couldent swim. The mugger soon after died and two days later arose to be the new vampire king. The only problem was....

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was that the US Gov't had made so many law's allowing more pollution into the air that the ice caps melted thus flooding her location and once again, she can't swim so she dies. Then some punk kid came up, yelled "Haw haw" and...

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then a comically tall man stepped out of his comically small Beetle car. He proceeded to yell at the punk kid, pull his pants down, then parade him on the street. Everyone started shouting "Haw Haw" at him, and a little tear rolled down his cheek. He got close to a bridge, and mustard and ketchup was squirted on his face by two kids with nothing better to do than reminise about the weird things that go on in the town. One such incedince being..