Cake or Pie
 

Battle of deserts. Who will win....

Boring, generic, cake...the stuff you have at every birthday party, and at every wedding....


or delicious pie! Pie is like the porn of desert...that hard crust and that gooey filling that fills you up....











Oh man my tongue is salivating right now. Obviously I'm a pie man.

Also, pie solves math. What does cake do? The only redeeming quality of cake is that occasionally naked women jump out of it.

But think of all the lame ass cake out there. The best cake is ice-cream cake, or alcohol cake. Even pancakes are better than cake, and you have to put butter and syrup on that shit. My point is, cake as a stand alone desert is OVERRATED!

So what would you rather eat/put your penis in?

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Wow this thread isn't biase at all.
There is no way people would guess you prefer pie. :lolz: :lol: :lolz: :lol:

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I said I'm a pie man in my last post....I think that removes any of this "bias" you speak of. ;)

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To answer you're question there at the end, you can fuck a pie, but you can't fuck a cake.

So I think we all know which is better.

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Is there a question?

PIE, MUTHAF%$KAS

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At some point I would have said cake, but I've really grown to love pie. Pumpkin and cherry especially.

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Ehm, what exactly is the difference? We only have 1 word: taart. Or maybe 2, if you count gebak.

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I have to hold up the cake front. You realize there's more types than just birthday cake, right? Let me demonstrate:

Carrot Cake (by far the best)
Angel Food Cake
Devil's Food Cake
Black Forest Cake
Chocolate Sour Cream Cake
Cupcake
Gingerbread
Pineapple Upside Down Cake
Fruitcake (also a good insult word)
Sponge Cake

And...

CHEESECAKE. I can't believe not one of the pie lovers doesn't enjoy a good cheesecake. I'm sure we'd have full support from the females if we had any regular female members here.

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I would like to join the Cake Defense Force, but first I would like to point out that two people pointed out you could use pies for less than normal reasons as their defense... and come on... pies are for clowns to throw at people.

Now if you want to talk about something that is with you in good times... I mean as he said cakes are at birthdays and weddings. Time for celebration, which just goes to show the purity of the cake. You don't screw it in a movie. You don't deface it by using it as a weapon. You embrace it.

Let's start off with the grand-daddy of them all, cheesecake

So rich and creamy and delicious how can you go wrong?


I know I know.. You are drowling right now... but the ball is just rolling.

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I am absolutely a cake person.

Who says you can't make sweet love to a cake?

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Pie.

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Cake.

Cyclops kitten cake I made. Can a pie be as disturbingly cute and tasty? I think not.

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I'm astounded this is even close. How can pie not be the obvious right answer!?

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Cake, by a looooong shot. All you pie-voters are wack.

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Thanks for the awesome picture post.

Also, if you're on the fence, I heartily recommend that you watch the Ace of Cakes on the Food Network. That will turn you into a cake lover.

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This is why America > where you live.

When the hell did Gingerbread become cake? Isn't that a cookie....


But let us talk about cheese cake. Wikipedia defines it as:
I want to key in on the part that says,
"Typically, the filling covers a crust, which may be pastry, cookie, digestive biscuit or any similar biscuit."

In my experience, the best cheesecake is the one with crust. Wait, what?

Isn't that like a pie?

A pie...in disguise?



Name another cake where crust is a typical integral part. That's a pie, baby.


Also, not to get technical, but if we are going to argue about types of cake, like carrot cake and stuff, then we should add "Pizza Pie" to the list.

yes, pizza pie is a pie.






I'm pretty sure that is check and mate bitches.


I'm just waiting for that last person to click on the little "pie" vote option....since they wouldn't want to be stranded alone on a desert island with just cake when us pie folk will be chowing down on our cheesecake, pizza pie, and pie mmm....

also blueberry cake? yeah right! blueberry pie is best thing ever.

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You just blew my mind.

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Don't listen to him
Just trying to corrupt your mind
If he can call pizza PIE a pie
than cheeseCAKE is cake.

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Semantics! Pizza has a crust and arguably a filling...just like cheese cake.

Also, it is slang in many places to refer to a pizza as a "pie."

I won't argue or try to argue that pizza is a dessert, because it is not. And this thread is the battle of the desserts.

Having said that, I still maintain that Cheesecake shares more qualities of a pie (filling, crust) than a cake. Even the way it is cooked and prepared mirrors a pie more closely than a cake.

Just because some drunk homeless guy called cheesecake "cheesecake" the first time it was named does not mean it was properly categorized.

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I still prefer cake...don't I? I am so very confused now.

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Cheesecake is technically a custard...

and custards are fillings for PIES, BITCH!

HEIL, PIE!!



Wow... that was inappropriate ;)

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F pie.

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So wait, now "typically" means "has to always"?
Cheesecake is a cake.
Suck it.

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You Canadians try so hard.

Your country is like cake...soft and mushy, and no one wants to fuck it.

:p

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You Americans are so weak.
Always changing the topic when you're wrong to a bad insult. :-o

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GO CAKE!

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Dessert of Nazis....not really helping your argument.

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Did you guys know that on the eighth day, God created cake?


Pies however were made by the devil. The first one was filled with apples, you see.

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3.14 sucks.
Cake all the way. A pie is just a failed cake.

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3/14 is Saturday...Pi(e) day, bitches. Where's cake day? Nope, don't see it on my calender...

*disregard the fact that most people have cakes on their birthday and birthdays happen every day...*

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Dude...all the cool people go to hell, doncha know?

Besides, the Devil is cool....who would you rather hang out with?

these guys?



or this guy

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I think there is actually a cake day, not sure when it is, and I dont really care but I think it does exist.

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Pie wins in a google battle.

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I can't believe this is still tied at 10.

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Bump for justice.

Seriously, we have new members, and what the eff, a TIE? NOT IN MY HOUSE! Rarrr.

Also, anyone who votes cake is suspect.

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Did you really bump a year old thread to try and feed your ego?

Because it seems like you will be having a nice slice of cake.

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It looks like GT has spoken. And they have spoken wrong.

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You pie-loving hippies just need to take a slice of


And admit defeat, a defeat over a year in the making at that.

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Mcdonalds apple pie > 5 star restaurant cake

I go for Pie!

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I knew pie was evil, but I just didn't know how evil...