Dear Ric:
 

What makes you more qualified than I am, hmm?:ohreilly:

Re: Dear Ric:
 

Re: Dear Ric:
 

his uncircumcised penis. duh.

Re: Dear Ric:
 

I serve THIS----> <---- Cacti Beer, the original brew!

AND... I just found my rocket launcher and guns
http://www.gametavern.net/forums/showthread.php?t=19629

And this is really old now but I can throw one hell of a party.
http://www.gametavern.net/forums/showthread.php?t=2164

I am the only one on GT that tried to get Marionette and Kitana dunk enough to... well you know

Need I say more???


:lol: :lolz:

Re: Dear Ric:
 

I remember thinking that the whole online beer thing was silly back when I couldn't drink. And now that I can, it's still pretty silly.

Re: Dear Ric:
 

Seniority.

Re: Dear Ric:
 

Does he have a diploma, or ever worked in a bar, or just a strong advocate of beer smilies and getting drunk forum chicks to bang?:ohreilly:

Re: Dear Ric:
 

All of the above.

Re: Dear Ric:
 

So then the only thing he's got over me is getting internet chicks to scissor - alright, I shall make progress on this tonight.

Which girls do we have left?

Does John count?

Re: Dear Ric:
 

I guess he does... and Swan would be the only other person I know who got kissed by a dude so.

Re: Dear Ric:
 

Marionette was like 14. :unsure:

Re: Dear Ric:
 

Hahaha.

Re: Dear Ric:
 

We could always do an official vote with poll. haha

Re: Dear Ric:
 

Yes I worked In a bar. It was my first job after I left school 9 years ago.

I have been bartender since the early days, since GT was about a month old. All the origional members will remember. I started doing it as my own way to celebrate or congratulate people for their birthdays, passing exams etc. It went down well in it's day.

So what Marionette was only 14, it's legal in Canada so it must be ok :lol:

So anyway here goes, beer for everyone, excet The Germanator :lolz:



8 beers, thats one each no?

:uhh: :distress: <---- *The Germanator - on his own in the corner*

I would be ok for a vote and even if I loose I will still claim my position Muh huh huh huh huuuuuuuuuu...

Re: Dear Ric:
 

Yes, this old fart does remember Ric being the bartender. In fact, I was unable to legally drink at the time so I decided to copy Ric and become the official Pepsi supplier of the tavern. For under-agers and designated-drivers, naturally.

Re: Dear Ric:
 

Haha. Okay, I deserve that!

Now I do feel left out! :(

Re: Dear Ric:
 

And on that note my friend, here is your




Ha haa... that's what you get, :lolb:
Here you are


So anyway Typhoid, Mr. wannabe bar man if your'e so good how come you have not served any drinks yet? :D

Re: Dear Ric:
 

Not any more man, 16 now.


:lol:

Re: Dear Ric:
 

Because I just wanted to take something serious and string it out as long as possible in a non serious way.


Also because I actually bartend, not your willy-nilly internet smilies. People can't get drunk off of pixels.

Besides...14? Really?

14?

Re: Dear Ric:
 

I mean in all fairness, this was years ago when most of us were around that age anyhow..

Sure would be sketchy as hell now or we'd be Swan. :p

Re: Dear Ric:
 

Yeah man damn right! 'At the time' is the key thing here.


If GT is nearing 10 years old now she's gotta be at least 20 - 22 ;)

Re: Dear Ric:
 

Did someone say Diet Pepsi Max for everyone?!

Re: Dear Ric:
 

:ohreilly:

Re: Dear Ric:
 

WTF Moogle???

Get out... you wont find that here, I dont run that kinda bar.

Mabey in Typhoids bar :lol:

*points to typhoids ramshackle shack*
Go over there

Re: Dear Ric:
 

Are you saying you don't accept gay people in your bar?

Well then, I guess that's what makes us different. I accept all people, and do not judge.

Re: Dear Ric:
 

How did we get from old man penis to gay people? Is Moogle gay? I have no problem with gay people, just as long as they dont try and gay me :lol:

I dont let peadoes in my bar!

Re: Dear Ric:
 

Says the guy who tried to get a 14 year old girl to bang another girl.

Re: Dear Ric:
 

When I if you read my prior post relating to BaBs post was myself 14 ;)

Edit: Ok in all fairness in relation to the 'fingersan's birthday' thread I was 16 but I was still at school. 'At the time' she was legal in canada so it's all good ;)

Re: Dear Ric:
 

Aw man, next time I commit a crime, I'll back it up with "It's legal in Somalia!"

Re: Dear Ric:
 

Indeed i do remember Ric being the bartender, and as with many things said on internet forums it should be taken in jest. Something to occasional have fun with.

Browsing through this thread i see the random mention of 'old mans penis', what has happened to these forums in my absense *shakes head*.

Re: Dear Ric:
 

You see, I'm not the only one who noticed.