Joke
 

Why don't they teach driver's ed and sex ed on the same day in Iraq?





























































Because the Camel's would get too worn out.

:)

:unsure: Good one. But not ha ha funny, IMO

thats kinda funny..

omg my friends were asking me the same jokes today.

why is it so easy to train pilots in iraq?because all you need to teach them is how to lift off....hah

Ah....heh....heh....ha....


Not funny.....


*shrugs and walks away*

If it's not funny, why the 'heh....heh....ha'? And you shrugged afterwards before walking away...were you uncertain about your 'not funny' outlook on the joke? So many questions... :shakehead

The "he...ha....etc" was me trying to force a laugh to be polite... Or something..


The shrugging was me blowing off the joke as crap... Or something...


*shrugs and walks away*

I liked it. Not halarious, but ive heard a lot worse.

How can an Iraqi beastiality joke NOT be funny? :unsure:

Yhea, those joke are pretty dumb

not that funny but ok...

I don't recall asking what you guys thought about the joke.

Here's a nice letter!!
 

If I ever have kids they're not going to Summer Camp!!

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Dear Mum and Dad,
Our scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and are worried. We are OK.

Only one of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for Chad when it happened. Oh yes, please call Chad's mother and tell her he is OK. He can't write because of the cast.

I got to ride in one of the search and rescue jeeps. It was neat. We never would have found him in the dark if it hadn't been for the lightning. Scoutmaster Vinny got mad at Chad for going on a hike alone without telling anyone.

Chad said he did tell him, but it was during the fire so he probably didn't hear him. Did you know that if you put gas on a fire, the gas can will blow up? The wet wood didn't burn, but one of the tents did, also some of our clothes. David is going to look weird until his hair grows back.

We will be home on Saturday if Scoutmaster Vinny gets the car fixed. It wasn't his fault about the crash. The brakes worked OK when we left. Scoutmaster Vinny said that with a car that old you should expect something to break down; that's probably why he can't get insurance. We think it's a neat car. He doesn't care if we get it dirty, and if it's hot, he sometimes lets us ride on the fenders. It gets pretty hot with 10 people in a car. He let us take turns riding in the trailer until the highway patrolman stopped and talked to us.

Scoutmaster Vinny is a neat guy. Don't worry, he is a good driver In fact, he is teaching Terry how to drive on the mountain roads where there isn't any traffic. All we ever see up there are logging trucks.

This morning all of the guys were diving off the rocks and swimming out in the lake. Scoutmaster Vinny wouldn't let me because I can't swim, and Chad was afraid he would sink because of his cast, so he let us take the canoe across the lake. It was great. You can still see some of the trees under the water from the flood.

Scoutmaster Vinny isn't crabby like some scoutmasters. He didn't even get mad about the life jackets. He has to spend a lot of time working on the car so we are trying not to cause him any trouble. Guess what? We have all passed our first aid merit badges.

When Dave dove in the lake and cut his arm, we got to see how a tourniquet works. Wade and I threw up, but Scoutmaster Vinny said it probably was just food poisoning from the leftover chicken. He said they got sick that way with food they ate in prison.

I'm so glad he got out and became our scoutmaster. He said he sure figured out how to get things done better while he was doing his time. By the way,what is a peedo file?
I have to go now. We are going to town to mail our letters and buy Vaseline. Don't worry about anything. We are fine.

Love, Larry
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:D

Comes with the territory man.

What area of the camel's body gets worn out? :confused:

heh, you want a few jokes?

well, a few Nasa jokes lol

Why do nasa astronauts only drink Sprite? because they can't get 7 up :P

what does nasa stand for? " nice air show assholes"

I was just kidding.





And I good ones, Chris.

His name is Marc and his jokes weren't funny, their sick.

The second one was especially lame :unsure:

meh, they might be sick, but frankly, i really and truely don't give a **** about the 7 of them, if they had landed safely, no one would have given a **** about them either, just another few boring ass people living there lives. but as soon as death is involved, the press and public pounce on it, and you can't deny it.

Maybe you're just jealous because your space program is rather inferior compared to ours? ;)

Our space program was better until America started putting pressure on us to shut down. Then over 80% of our guys went to work for NASA.

Yes... * rollseyes* and i guess since i hate Bush and the fact he is a complete retard over his war tactics, that just means our Parliament is worse too right?

I never denied the press wouldn't pounce on this tradegy but if they had landed safely people would have cared. For one, one of the people on board was the first Israelite in space, he was a big deal to the people of Israel and was also a war hero. And do you not think the friends and family of the all the astronauts do not care?

why would he be jealous? do you think that the United States having a better space program effects HIS life in any way? no.

he's right in the fact that 7 people lost their lives. SEVEN. They're people, just like any other of the thousands that die everyday. And yet so many people begin to value their lives because they were doing something that was of more 'importance'?, more in the public's eyes.

Not many other people who travel into space are considered heroes when they return safely... But if you die? :rolleyes:

Yeah any death should be considered equal. Except really bad people. Then again even the worst of people are considered a saint at their funeral...

7 Canadian teenagers died on the same day as Space Shuttle Columbia blew up. They died in an avalanche. I didn't even hear one word about it though, I only saw 4 days of "no progress" news of the shuttle crash.

umm, the camp one is funny.

Marc, I think that you messed up the words for NASA. It is Need Another Seven Astronauts.


:lol:

HAHAHAH :D

Damn astronauts lol

Thats an OLD joke going back to the Challenger tragedy, which marked the time when the emphasis started being taken off of the space program.

Its still not funny, and HIGHLY unsensitive whether or not people would have cared if they landed safe or not. 7 innocent and extraordiary people are now dead, and a lot of you seem to be enjoying that fact. Heres 10 doubloons... go buy yourselves a soul.

What does "but yourself a soul" mean?


;)

I have no idea what you're talking about... ;)

(Leave it to a typo to suck all the venom out of a passionate statement :D)

I don't get it guys. I've never been good at gettin jokes. Could someone please explain it to me.






that was a joke. hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHMMUUUUUAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA:snort:grunt:muuuaaahhahahhahaaa hah hahah ha ha ha ha HA

I know man. Typos are horrible in a heated discussion. Especially when somebody like me comes along and uses it against you.. lol.

Thats a great joke about nasa Joeiss. Needs another seven astronauts hahahahahahahah!!

And yet again, intelligence reigns on the Gametavern forums...