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Aim Pranks
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heres mine bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. bloodninja: Me too baby. BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest. bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears14: Hey... bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Co*k of the Infinite. BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it. bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness. BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me b*tch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****. bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. bloodninja: Baby? ------------------- followed by------------ BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready? eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready. BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee. eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies. BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you. BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again. eminemBNJA: Oh **** BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up. eminemBNJA: Oh **** eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something |
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Lol, that is pretty funny...did that actually happen or are you just making that up?
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It really happened as far as I know I got it off the internet.
*edit * i found more of his work :) Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch. Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay. Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll. Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough. Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty. Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good. Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh. Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm. Sarah19fca: you like that? Bloodninja: I peel some bananas. Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those? Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark. Sarah19fca: Peanuts? Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh. Sarah19fca: What are you talking about? Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats. Sarah19fca: This is stupid. Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer. Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold? Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh. Sarah19fca: /ignore Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway. Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset. --------------- Bloodninja:Wanna cyber? DirtyKate:OK, but don't tell anybody DirtyKate:Who are you? Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot Bloodninja:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm. DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car.. Bloodninja:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order DirtyKate: Haha! OK DirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce. Bloodninja:Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want? DirtyKate:I want everything, baby! Bloodninja:Is this a delivery? DirtyKate:Umm...Yes DirtyKate:So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower... Bloodninja:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house. **pause** DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up! Bloodninja:You can't hurry good pizza. Bloodninja:I'm on my way now though **pause** DirtyKate:So you're at my front door now. Bloodninja:How did you know? Bloodninja:I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table. Bloodninja:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven DirtyKate:Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby Bloodninja:So you're still in the bathroom? DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself. Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door.... DirtyKate:What the ****? DirtyKate:You perverted piece of **** DirtyKate:**** ------------------ Bloodninja: Wanna cyber? MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables? Bloodninja: What like gardening an ****? MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that. Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes. (pause) MommyMelissa: is that it? Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch. Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce? MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me? (pause) Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily. Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains. MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis. Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots. Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this ****t is HOT. MommyMelissa: ... Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love. MommyMelissa: What the **** is this madlibs? I'm outta here. Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch. MommyMelissa: whatever. |
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This is real. I was a part of an online E-mail based RPG called the Saiya-jin Pride. Yes, a Dragonball Z RPG, and the best, longest lasting, and most involved of its kind. Anywho, there were a few members who really didn't belong in the group. When this guy was asked to leave, as he ranted and raved in a stoner stupor, I asked a friend online to help me with a farewell chat.
US Trunks SJ - Me (played as Trunks in SJPII) BruceLee41042 - Friend (played as Piccolo in SJPII) WilTheBloody - Stoner (played as "Bido" in SJPII) I remind you that "WTB" is a real person and reall did fall victim to two bored people whilst he was stoned. Hope you enjoy it (err, it's a little long): You have just entered room "Chat No 12661797503749910460." US Trunks SJ: 12661797503749910460 US Trunks SJ: ... BruceLee41042: there we goo WilTheBloody: ha so sorry we are nto going to be able to chill but u guys were cool **** were u guys live US Trunks SJ: That's an unlucky number BruceLee41042: i live in northern ky BruceLee41042: near cincinnati US Trunks SJ: My location...? WilTheBloody: sure WilTheBloody: so we cant smoke up that sucks but Trunks ur cool **** US Trunks SJ: Is that so, eh? US Trunks SJ: Haven't been called that since I was in the KGB... US Trunks SJ: but, of course, that was in Russian WilTheBloody: lol well that mad funny when ur stoned i dont know BruceLee41042: dude my dad just tripped up the steps BruceLee41042: he is so damn old BruceLee41042: he only has one leg too WilTheBloody: lol US Trunks SJ: He's the one that served in Nam? BruceLee41042: vietnam US Trunks SJ: Ah BruceLee41042: yep BruceLee41042: the one in the navy is my step dad US Trunks SJ: My cousin served in Nam BruceLee41042: weighs 250 US Trunks SJ: luckily... I was out of the country BruceLee41042: yeah BruceLee41042: phew US Trunks SJ: And... a bit underage. But, hey... they used to take 12-year-olds WilTheBloody: ya im so gone i cat keep up lol BruceLee41042: wow BruceLee41042: you must have had some chronic **** US Trunks SJ: They even took my 4-year-old brother... for God's sake BruceLee41042: really BruceLee41042: they must have been desperate BruceLee41042: damn russians BruceLee41042: i mean, there accent sounds threating BruceLee41042: but hey you gotta back it up BruceLee41042: like my dad BruceLee41042: he is a rough man BruceLee41042: always walking around, tripping BruceLee41042: he gets right back up BruceLee41042: doesn't say a word WilTheBloody: lol this is funny **** BruceLee41042: just takes a swig of the old bean US Trunks SJ: Hmmm... sorry, had to go shoot the horse US Trunks SJ: Poor thing broke its leg today WilTheBloody: what? US Trunks SJ: It's what you gotta do, you know WilTheBloody: so u not kidding about shooting a horse US Trunks SJ: I really loved it too... not just as a horse either US Trunks SJ: No, not at all... WilTheBloody: im sorry man US Trunks SJ: Hey, it's alright US Trunks SJ: I've got others... I guess US Trunks SJ: But, you know... it was nearing 30 US Trunks SJ: Pretty old WilTheBloody: but stiill ull never have that one US Trunks SJ: Well, I will in a way US Trunks SJ: I plan on having it stuffed WilTheBloody: now ur just ****in with me im stoned but not stupid US Trunks SJ: They can fix the little bullet scar. I've got a good friend that can do it. We go way back. WilTheBloody: lol US Trunks SJ: Pardon? BruceLee41042: yeah BruceLee41042: taxodermy US Trunks SJ: Indeed BruceLee41042: my uncle is in that business BruceLee41042: he has plenty of stuffed frogs, and bugs US Trunks SJ: I guess it's pretty much all we old ones can do WilTheBloody: u must be joking about that stuffed thing were are u going to poot it BruceLee41042: yes bugs US Trunks SJ: Where? Living room, right next to my dog WilTheBloody: no way i dont believe u lol US Trunks SJ: The family room is for all my hunting catches US Trunks SJ: Like that Zebra... me and Fredd Bear, we went back into South Africa on a hunting trip US Trunks SJ: Just bows! WilTheBloody: were do u live US Trunks SJ: Well, I've been stationed in California for about the past ten years US Trunks SJ: I might be able to stay here for the rest of my life US Trunks SJ: But... that is, unless KGB funds my move BruceLee41042: yeah he moves around more than migratory birds US Trunks SJ: That I do, don't forget it BruceLee41042: so how old will you be in october? US Trunks SJ: October? Same age you doff... it's November US Trunks SJ: Anyway... I'll be turning 72 WilTheBloody: so ur a adult US Trunks SJ: Very much so BruceLee41042: the old siete dos US Trunks SJ: Pardon? WilTheBloody: oh ok i thought u were like my age US Trunks SJ: Not quite. A wee bit older BruceLee41042: yeah BruceLee41042: most people think there is nothing but youngins there US Trunks SJ: Bruce... he's a young one compared to me BruceLee41042: we got some older guys WilTheBloody: how old are u BruceLee41042: im only 48 WilTheBloody: jesus im ****in only 17 BruceLee41042: really? WilTheBloody: ya BruceLee41042: wow your prolly the youngest one WilTheBloody: no gokua is younger than me US Trunks SJ: Wow... didn't know Vegeta would allow members so young US Trunks SJ: He let a 24-year-old by once WilTheBloody: im still in my stoned ****ed up days.......... how old is vegeta US Trunks SJ: He never says US Trunks SJ: He's picky like that US Trunks SJ: But... if he's any less than 60, he's wise beyond his years BruceLee41042: yeah BruceLee41042: he is a smart fellow WilTheBloody: oh ok im still ****in all the time i prob got a ****in std because i stick my dick every were i drink and smoke up as much as i can well i got to smoke up with u guys BruceLee41042: well you'll learn something in a few years BruceLee41042: how boring sex just gets US Trunks SJ: It's not that fun once you hit 50... BruceLee41042: i mean after my 5th child, my bits and pieces just didn't work anymore US Trunks SJ: But, there are other forms of entertainment WilTheBloody: that will be some mad crazy **** we can sneek into a strip joint smoke up and no sex in the champain room..... no way sex is like awsome im getting tied up thursday US Trunks SJ: Well... good for you though US Trunks SJ: you've still got some life in you WilTheBloody: oh ya she wants to pour wip cream all over me WilTheBloody: how old do u think i was BruceLee41042: maybe 30 US Trunks SJ: But... that's just an assumption based on previous members US Trunks SJ: It's hard to tell from a profile and a few posts WilTheBloody: ya when i go to other places were people dont know me they think im like atleast 20 like i get beers from friends who are like 40 i smoke uo with them and they ccant believe im just like17 US Trunks SJ: Perhaps it is due to the fact that you have experienced events beyond your age US Trunks SJ: Quite a fast one, you are BruceLee41042: yeah BruceLee41042: not as fast as me though WilTheBloody: what do u mean? US Trunks SJ: Age 10... BruceLee41042: yep BruceLee41042: first had sex US Trunks SJ: Don't get into that story... please BruceLee41042: oh yeah BruceLee41042: sorry BruceLee41042: bad times US Trunks SJ: just reminds me of my children US Trunks SJ: Before they were ... US Trunks SJ: Ah... sorry WilTheBloody: damn i got laid just like 5 months ago for my first time now i got girls at work crawling all over me and its mad crazy BruceLee41042: yeah i was like that for awhile WilTheBloody: so u got laid early ur lucky WilTheBloody: my girl got laid in the 5th grade BruceLee41042: not really WilTheBloody: y BruceLee41042: well when i was alive it was a bit different US Trunks SJ: Well, you know.. when you're that young, the cork may pop, but no wine will be for the drinking BruceLee41042: now your a god when you get laid early BruceLee41042: exactly! BruceLee41042: your a smart guy US Trunks SJ: No consequences other than "morality" US Trunks SJ: But... who needs morality when life is so short US Trunks SJ: I have what... 15 years in me? US Trunks SJ: I tell you... it will feel like 15 days WilTheBloody: ya i agree u only get to live once WilTheBloody: so go big US Trunks SJ: Which reminds me... US Trunks SJ: I had a friend over in India who thought otherwise US Trunks SJ: Boy... was he a player in his day US Trunks SJ: "I had 15 wives, 42 children, and countless grandchildren in my previous lives" he'd say... BruceLee41042: haha US Trunks SJ: Well, you know how I replied? BruceLee41042: yeah US Trunks SJ: "That was my father in one life" WilTheBloody: ya my mom is being a bitch because i got like 4 girls calling my house everydat no lie and she doesnt want me to be a pimp US Trunks SJ: I really got him going with that one US Trunks SJ: I see... US Trunks SJ: Mothers can be that way WilTheBloody: ya WilTheBloody: so what time is it were u guys live BruceLee41042: its 12:33 US Trunks SJ: 2100 hours US Trunks SJ: 9PM, sir WilTheBloody: its ****in almost 1 in the morning and i got to work tomorrow US Trunks SJ: Going to cut this conversation short? WilTheBloody: na US Trunks SJ: Alright then, more recalling of the good days. WilTheBloody: this is cool **** i like hereing story from older people WilTheBloody: Trunks can i put u on my bd list so i can shoot the **** US Trunks SJ: Go for it US Trunks SJ: I've got a few problems with AIM, however WilTheBloody: cool what probs US Trunks SJ: KGB... they just don't stop US Trunks SJ: They blocked all but group chat WilTheBloody: whats kgb US Trunks SJ: Aye, exactly US Trunks SJ: "What's KGB?" US Trunks SJ: I find myself asking that a lot US Trunks SJ: See... their the Russian secret police... WilTheBloody: why are they giving u **** US Trunks SJ: You can go look them up on the internet however. Nothing is so secret these days US Trunks SJ: Ahh, jsut a few broken deals awhile back US Trunks SJ: just* BruceLee41042: yeah tell him about the 88 rebellion WilTheBloody: lol oh ya i put u on my bd list and u didnt show up BruceLee41042: that you were a part of US Trunks SJ: Well, I'd rather not... US Trunks SJ: But... US Trunks SJ: Hmm WilTheBloody: hey ill brb WilTheBloody: im not sighning off i just got to go yell at someone US Trunks SJ: ok, when you're back... I'll let you know US Trunks SJ: Yell your heart out US Trunks SJ: Use those lungs before they die on you US Trunks SJ: So... Bruce... BruceLee41042: yes US Trunks SJ: How's "life"? BruceLee41042: US BruceLee41042: life BruceLee41042: well US Trunks SJ: Call me Trunks BruceLee41042: haha BruceLee41042: ok US Trunks SJ: It's all I can go by these days US Trunks SJ: heh BruceLee41042: life is treating as a chef would treat a fortune cookie sort to speak US Trunks SJ: Ahh BruceLee41042: yep BruceLee41042: too sum it up in one word US Trunks SJ: Gotta fold and crack... that's my motto BruceLee41042: air BruceLee41042: thats it US Trunks SJ: Air... BruceLee41042: yes BruceLee41042: no wait WilTheBloody: ok back BruceLee41042: actually BruceLee41042: the one word woould be BruceLee41042: yardsale BruceLee41042: thats basically it US Trunks SJ: That's two words. WilTheBloody: So Trunks why coulkdnt u come up on my bd i ut u on US Trunks SJ: But, it all means the same BruceLee41042: not in kentucky US Trunks SJ: Why? Because KGB blocks transfer other than group transfer US Trunks SJ: they can't follow the multiple links US Trunks SJ: ...which is convinient for them, actually. WilTheBloody: **** that sucks US Trunks SJ: It helps their group interogation WilTheBloody: so u guys still like dbz in ur old age that mad cool ill be the same like im tottally ****ed up like i work my ass off working off trying to see if i work out enough ill waken new poweres isnt that ****ed US Trunks SJ: Not at all... it's wonderful to believe in the mighty ki US Trunks SJ: All I heard about over in Asia US Trunks SJ: Inner strength... will power... it's a very important aspect to life itself WilTheBloody: if i had one wish i would wish i was a saiyan.. ya like i allmost pasted out on the tred mill BruceLee41042: haha BruceLee41042: well if i had one wish, i would wish for the power of ki BruceLee41042: then i could do whatever i please US Trunks SJ: I'd wish for my horse to be alive... but that's just a recent thing. I'd need to give it more thought. US Trunks SJ: The power to manipulate ki would truly be a wonderful gift. WilTheBloody: ya i got to wishs but there to long **** i got the muchies WilTheBloody: munshys WilTheBloody: munchys WilTheBloody: lol i dont know but u gys are cool **** though US Trunks SJ: Thank you BruceLee41042: thanks US Trunks SJ: I just wish the KGB still thought that WilTheBloody: i like hereing old storys its mad cool because i can like picture it thats why i like playing in rpgs WilTheBloody: but i got to go eat but ill talk to u guys later so thanks guys BruceLee41042: later BruceLee41042: may the force be with you BruceLee41042: woooooooooooooo US Trunks SJ: G'bye US Trunks SJ: Aww BruceLee41042: good god US Trunks SJ: I GOTTA SAVE THIS BruceLee41042: yes you must! |
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Sometimes I swear at people on AIM for no apparent reason... Do those count as pranks?
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I have an AIM bot that I put in chat rooms and people will talk with it for a while before they realize it's not real.
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The people who use aim to "PRANK" are lamex0rs w00t lol :P
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how come ive never seen this thread?
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OLD THREAD REVIVAL ALERT!
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This thread is worth reviving. +rep.
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Hmm. I thoguht there would be some sort of violent outburst. I guess I can come out of my bomb shelter then.
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Damn you revive this thread I blame it on you Dylflon.
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I'm sorry for "reviving a dead thread!" Don't flame me. Can I use the "I'm still kind of new" excuse, and blame my actions on alcohol abuse?!
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too long, the brittney one was funny.
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The reaction that chick had when she found out he was doing it to her again under a different screen name, was PRICELESS. lol
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