Wii dominates the world
 

Yesterday, I heard that Nintendo would be buying the southern half of California, and the rights to the word "Ohio", and subsequently would be changing the name of the state to "Nintendo Junction 1".


I also heard that the second you buy a Wii, your penis size is enlarged an average of 8 inches.

Re: Wii dominates the world
 

It's 9.

Re: Wii dominates the world
 

Women as well? And what if its a gift? Does the recipient of the Wii receive the bonus or the one who made the actual purchase? How about a used one? Is it transmitted by touch? How about factory workers who handle them daily? Are they just dragging their bruised member along the floor after a week's time?

Re: Wii dominates the world
 

real reason for the Wii name confirmed!