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Zombie contingency plan.
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Nice, I was going to post this.
My plan is very simple. Stay the hell away from Earl |
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in the most realistic zombie simulation (L4D) it is clearly evident that stickin with BaBs will get you eaten.
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Go to the nearest gun store, then go to the airport or a ferry terminal to make a stand. Seems like a good place if the zombies dont get there first.
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So you would go to airport.....which is always filled with people?
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In the wake of a zombie outbreak, the first and most logical thing to do would be to get as many supplies as you can, and then get the hell away from any major cities.
My contingency plan would depend on how the zombies behave. If the outbreak produces Romero-esque zombies that are slow, I would most likely try to venture back into the city at some point for more food, guns and medical supplies. If the outbreak produced fast zombies like the ones in 28 Days Later, I would probably never return to the city. In any zombie survival situation long-term food solutions will be an issue. I think farming is really the only logical option over extended periods of time. Eventually I would have to look for a plot of land that can be secured by some sort of barrier and attempt to establish a colony. I would preferably do this on a small island off the coast, and the island would have to meet the requirement of having rocks around it so that it would be difficult for boats to reach it. I figure my biggest concerns once establishing a habitat on an island is stray zombies that drift ashore (from other sea vessels or from swimming over), or other humans who want to take over my island. And I would always have an escape plan. My boat would have supplies on it and be ready to abort the island if worse comes to worse. |
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Going a little more in detail:
Weapons Guns 30/6 Hunting rifle for long range with makeshift silencer .357 Magnum (silenced) for medium range and concvenience Sawed off 10 guage shotgun for stopping power and path clearing if cornered Melee Machete - Heavy blade for chopping, and a wide cutting area reducing the need for accuracy in a close fight. Polearm (long stick with a sword or large cutting blade attached) - Good for keep nasties away from boats, cars and second floors Brick hammer - The finishing blow once they're inapacitated |
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Silly Prof. You cant silence a .357 magnum revolver.
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One thing is, I apparently don't have to worry about other GT members slowing me down.
I've given this some thought, and if I can gain entry into a prison, I think that would be the best hold-up. -It has a supply of weapons. -Supply of food that won't go bad quickly. -Amp security with fences. -High towers to pick off any strangling zombies -And I would assume a staff parking lot with cars if I need to get away. Also a prison is big enough to hide out in if they break in and for you not to get bored and go crazy while you await the gov't rescue. |
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Don't you ever watch movies? They just nuke the place, they don't care about a few survivors. |
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What you need is one gun that can fire powerful shots or lots of shots, is fast to reload, and wont really weigh that much. Something like a small machine gun would be optimal here. For a melee weapon you're going to wont something durable, something that you'll be able to use over and over and not have it break as so many melee weapons probably will in short time. Perhaps the best option here is the Machete which are very durable and pretty light as they are made to chop some shit the fuck down, even if it's some fucking zombies. Even then I would grab two of them because they will eventually break. To be honest I would immediately gather supplies and weapons and leave for where I grew up. Head for the cabin back in the woods and start a fucking garden I suppose. Living like a pilgrim until the day I feel safe enough to venture into the city again. Probably about 2 or 3 years time should suffice for any viral outbreaks to pass and those infected to have killed each other or died of the disease or whatever. Although the first sign of trouble I would GTFO. |
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