100 Ways to mis-pronoucne Microsoft
 

Ok, in light of recent events, namely my comp needing to be returned to the "Reapri Depot" again, I've decided to start this thread. If we come up with 100 Microsoft insults, I'll make it 200 and so no, I'll star with the obvious ones:

1. M$
2. Microshaft
3. Macrosoft
4. Microsh*t
5. Microslap

Ok that's five of them, now you guys try, feel free to hit below the belt, just not too low if you get my drift...

6 Manitsucks

7 Mightbesin

8 Makesomesnot

9 Mikesgonesoft

10 Mansizedbox

11 Makeitstop

12. Mac'n'sloth

13. Micromachinesthataretastywhenyoupourmilkonthem

Hey, that reminds me of a joke?

How did bill get the name of his company?

He named itt after his nether regions!

makemelaugh

???

I think I came up with the worst one. YES!

15. Microcrap:p

16-Megacrap
17-BillNeedsHelp