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Re: You Might be A redneck
Old 01-16-2004, 10:08 PM   #2
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Incest is Best



Or, let me break it down:
Brother-in-Law is your sister's husband. If your sister's husband is also your mother's brother... and your mother's father...


Or in slack-jaw terms:
so yer grandpa sexed up hims own daughta an' thin bewedded 'is secons daughta ('is daught'rs daughta) . B'for that... yer momma gone wed up 'nothr man an' birth you out. y'hear?



Anywho... yeah... seriosly? Jeff Foxworthy? That guy's about as funny as Sinbad. And I don't mean the comedian, he's hilarious. I meant the sailor. But then again, he was never meant to be funny.


Now Family Guy, there's comedy.

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