[DarkMaster]

One day I shall be King of Canada (or perhaps the Holy Divine God of Awesomeness, I haven't quite decided on the title), and I shall rule with an iron fist. Seriously, anyone who disobeys shall succumb to a thrashing of a fist made of iron fastened to a steel chain, which will have been forged by a guy who knows how to make those things, and I will give him $500 to make it, but then he'll get greedy and ask for $700, so I'll order him dead, but he won't like this, and he'll reveal himself to be the King of Australia, which I will then make as my rival, and we shall declare war on one another, and fight for a few years, but eventually I'll win, and attain my rank as the Supreme Awesome Guy (yeah that title kicks ass), and it shall be good, as true now as it was when it was written.