[BreakABone]

I would like to apply let's see current resume..

Saved 3 old women from a burning building.

Took time before class one day to rescue a kitty from a tree.

Helped an elderly couple cross the street this morning.

I planted some trees in a nearby park.

I read to some kids at the library.

I help out at the old folks home.

As you can see I am a well meaning member of society, and you want that reflected in your... *Looks over paper*.. er I guess applying for mod.

As you folks probably guess, not really applying. Heck, haven't landed the job before, why try now?