*hands girl a rose*
Excuse me miss, but I promised this rose I would show it
true beauty.
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"can I borrow a quarter?"
why?
"because I promised my mother I'd phone her when I met the girl of my dreams"
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"Can you give me directions?"
to where?
"to you heart
"
....
Not to say that any of those would work, but most girls go for the sappy sh*t over the "I can see myself in your pants" stuff