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Originally Posted by GiMpY-wAnNaBe
lol, I'm eddy....and alex's just a kid making his run through puberty, any ways, time for some good pick up lines, for both guys and girls:
1. Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that POPS up!!!
2. (motion for girl to come here with one
finger), "If I can make you come with this finger, imagine what I could do with all five!"
3. Nice shoes, wanna ****?
4. If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it
against me?
5. **** me if I'm wrong....but haven't we met before?
6. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
7. I wanna use your thighs as earmuffs. 8. Are those real?
9. I may not be Fred Flintstone but I sure can make your bed rock.
10. (offer guy/girl a screw) wanna screw?
11. Ya know, that shirt is very becoming on you......of course,
if I was on you, I'd be cumming too.
12. The word of the day is LEGS, so let's go to my house and
spread the word.
13. The only place I want to go is south of the border.
14. Hey you want to know what I heard about you? **** me and I'll
tell you.
15. Why don't you come over and we can do math in the bed; add
the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and I'll
multiply?
16. What's a nice girl like you doing on a face like this?
17. Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
18. Mmmmmmm, you bring new meaning to the word "edible"
19. So, do you want to see something really swell?
20. Excuse me but is your last name "Gillette"......cause you are
the best a man can get!
21. Hey baby.....can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of
garden hose?
22. My shirt's chaffing me....
23. Excuse me miss, do you give head to strangers? (No) Well,
then, allow me to introduce myself.
24. They call me Milk, because I do your body good.
25. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
26. Hey baby, wanna wrestle.
27. Hi, do you want to have children? (assuming the answer is no)
Ok then, can we just practice?
28. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
29. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been
drinking?
30. They say the best things in life are free.... they lied (but
I do accept American Express)
31. This Valentine's Day, I really want you to know how I
feel.....So you better use both hands.
32. You can feel the magic between us......No, lower!
33. You're on my mind this Valentine's Day.....I'd prefer you on my bed.
34. This Valentine's Day I want you to know that I'm Head over
heels for you....and I know some other positions too.
35. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even
farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
36. You have 250 bones in your body, want another?
37. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I
bet we could do it in public. 38. Hey baby, can I tickle your belly from the inside?
39. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
40. Girl, if you were a porch I'd take out all the nails and screw ya.
41. Yo baby, I bust more nuts than a squirrel.
42. It's men like you that keep me from being a nun.
43. Please step away from the bar. You are melting the ice.
44. If your one leg was Thanksgiving and your other was Christmas,
I would like to visit between the holdiays.
45. I'm an egg. Beat me.
46. Let's play workplace. You be the boss and I'll be the
employee. You give me a raise and I'll give you one.
47. Are those solar pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world.
48. Let's play house. You be the screen door and I will bang
you all night long.
49. You must be a high jumper because you sure make my bar rise.
50. Sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?
51. Hi my name is XXXX. Don't forget it. You'll be screaming
it later tonight.
52. Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like a piece of
Italian in you??
53. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your house?
54. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
55. guy: I know you from some where.... didn't I see you in my
bed last night?
girl: No,I don't think so.
guy: No? then let me refresh your memory.
56. I think I have breast cancer. Can you feel it for me?
57. Is that a keg in your pants? cuz I would sure like to tap that
ass.
58. You are like a champion bass. I don't know whether to mount you or to eat you.
59. Your ankles are having a party, why don't you invite your pants down?
60. Are you into computers? Cause you're sure making my software hard.
61. Nice legs. What time do they open?
62. Oh sorry. I thought that was a braile nametag.
63. If it's true that you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
64. Wanna come over for sex and pizza? No? Why, don't you like pizza?
65. Are you a parking ticket?...cuz you've got FINE written all over you.
66. Is your daddy a farmer?..cuz you sure got nice melons.
67. Is your mommy a gardener?...cuz you sure got one nice cucumber.
68. I'm America, you're Columbus. Come discover me.
69. Was your daddy a chicken farmer? Cuz you're sure damn good at raising cock.
70. Do you know the difference between a chicken leg and my penis? Well let's go have lunch and find out.
71. That is a nice outfit. It would look great on the floor in my bedroom.
72. Do you work for UPS...because I saw you checking my package. 73. Can i take a picture of you. (why?) So i can show Santa what i
want for Christmas.
74. I wish you were a horse in front of Wal-Mart so i could ride you all day for a quarter.
75. Are you Jamacian? Cuz you are Jamacian me horny.
76. Let's play a game of catch. You get down on all fours and I'll throw you a bone.
77. My love for you is like diahrrea, it just keeps on flowin'.
78. I got the F, C, and K. Now all I need is U.
79. Is that shirt felt? ... Do you want it to be?
80. Do you know what'd look good on you?? Me.
81. Here's a quarter...Call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight!
82. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt).... Let's get you out of
these wet clothes.
83. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
84. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth
tonight.
85. I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
86. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
87. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
88. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
89. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
90. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
91. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
92. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
93. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
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