[Jason1]

8/3/04

After not haveing much to report from our old pal crazy for a couple of weeks, today made up for it...in a BIG way. Over the past feew weeks hes rarely been spotted, and even when he is, the encounters have been brief, not even worth updating over. Anyways we have learned that he was in vietnam. At least we're pretty sure of it, because one day when I wasnt there, he apparently was talking about guns and the war and stuff like that. Anywho, today we went out after lunch, and saw a few people on his portch. A guy in a white tanktop, a girl, and some other guy that appeared to be grilling or something just off the portch. Anywho, after much discussion, we finally deemed the man on the porch to actually be Crazy himself, but he was different. He shaved his beard, and he wasnt wearing his usual Navy Blue uniform. Sadly the kid that likes to annoy Crazy quit a few days ago, but today another kid filled in pretty good for him. Anyways after sitting out there for a few minutes, the girl sitting next to crazy on the portch waved at us. We of course waved back. Then he got up, did a sort of sexy dance like thing, and said "if youve got it, show it baby!" This was insanely halarious, to be sure. Some of the guys kinda yelled accordingly, and then she montioned with her shirt like she was going to flash us. She did this several times, with a few of the guys hollaring at her, and some of us just laughing histarically. Then she actually did it. Flashed us. Thank god we were pretty far away, and couldnt really see how ugly she probably was. We all were pretty shocked, but man, was it funny. She flashed us 3 times, and during this time Crazy was sitting next to her the whole time, and he yelled a few things during the whole ordeal, something about "Al Quieda Waffle boys" And he also said that the girl was his sister. This made us really roar when we heard that one. Anyways, during these flashes, one of the guys yelled at her a few times to show us your...I probably cant say it here, so I wont. But you can imagine. She didnt end up showing us this, but she did moon us, which was pretty disgusting and halarious. A miscommunication, perhaps? Anywho, after the mooning incident a 2 more guys came out, and sure enough after a little yelling, she flashed us one last time.

Funny stuff indeed.