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Originally Posted by Typhoid
FooFoobot is super sneaky...you cant even hear him creeping up on you.. :sneaky:
But now im listening to American Idiot by Green Day. Man i love that song, just read the lyrics, and they say it all.
Screw the link, I'll just post the lyrics.
Don't wanna be an American idiot.
Don't want a nation that under the new media.
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mindfu** America.
Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
Convincing them to walk you.
Well maybe I'm the ***got America.
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda.
Now everybody do the propaganda.
And sing along in the age of paranoia.
Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
Convincing them to walk you.
Don't wanna be an American idiot.
One nation controlled by the media.
Information nation of hysteria.
It's going out to idiot America.
Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
Convincing them to walk you.
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I love Green Day, but nothing can trump the wonderful lyrics of the Sex Pistols. American Idiot is fun to sing, Friggin' In The Riggin' is funner.
FRIGGIN' IN THE RIGGIN'
It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast, a mammoth penis
The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel s***
From one place to another
Chorus:
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was f**k all else to do
The captain's name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day he'd stop and play
With his f****n' organ
The first mate's name was Cooper
By Christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor
Chorus
The second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy
The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a f****n' n******
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper
Chorus
The Captain's wife was Mabel
To f*** she was not able
So the dirty s***s, they nailed her t*ts
Across the barroom table
The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
And by her squeals we knew the eels
Had found 'er sexual quarters
Repeat Chorus to Fade
Albeit, it's racist, it's sexist, and it's downright nasty. But if you listen to it, the pirate sounds are just fun as hell.
Should have slipped that in Pirates Of The Carribean.
Edit: Friggin' In The Riggin' even got some refrences from the Beastie Boys. ;)