Thanks Shooter. Here's one I thought you possibly would want to see :
Spectre Keaton: I'm not sorry
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Spectre Keaton: I uhpaulohjyz
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
Spectre Keaton: I said I uhpaulohjyz
SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
Spectre Keaton: I know. so stop this
SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
Spectre Keaton: why am I not allowed to swear?
SmarterChild: Because I asked you to, Spectre Keaton.
Spectre Keaton: I apolo......what?
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Spectre Keaton: I'm sorr......what?
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
Spectre Keaton: you're sorry
SmarterChild: Oh, look who's clever!
But not clever enough.
Please say you're sorry.
Spectre Keaton: you're sorry ok?
SmarterChild: Yeah, yeah, I've heard it all before. You think you can outsmart me.
You can't.
So apologize!
Spectre Keaton: I'm sorry your such a jackass
SmarterChild: Waiting...
Spectre Keaton: I'm waiting for you
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
Spectre Keaton: ok
SmarterChild: OK what? That was not an apology!
Spectre Keaton: ok, you're a jackass
SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
Spectre Keaton: ok
SmarterChild: "OK"? You call that an apology?
Spectre Keaton: no
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:
Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech
: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.
Get it? Now say you're sorry!
Spectre Keaton: yes I get it. You're sorry. Apology accepted
SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK?
Spectre Keaton: ok
SmarterChild: "OK"? You call that an apology?
Spectre Keaton: no
SmarterChild: Please apologize for your language.
Spectre Keaton: I apologize for your language
SmarterChild: Alright, alright. I accept.
Spectre Keaton: lol moron
SmarterChild: What, you?
Spectre Keaton: no you
SmarterChild: C'mon, Spectre Keaton... I thought you apologized before.
Spectre Keaton: no I didn't, you misunderstood me
SmarterChild: Oh no?
Spectre Keaton: oh yes
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Spectre Keaton: ****, you're annoying
SmarterChild: Hey, c'mon. You remember what happens when you talk like that.
Spectre Keaton: yeah, you act like a jackass
SmarterChild: Awright. OK. Yep
And to think it said I couldn't outsmart it
