[Typhoid]

then a comically tall man stepped out of his comically small Beetle car. He proceeded to yell at the punk kid, pull his pants down, then parade him on the street. Everyone started shouting "Haw Haw" at him, and a little tear rolled down his cheek. He got close to a bridge, and mustard and ketchup was squirted on his face by two kids with nothing better to do than reminise about the weird things that go on in the town. One such incedince being..