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GameMaster · 10-15-2004, 04:38 AM

... thatmariolover comes upon one of his favorite fanboy stories. And then he begins to read it loud:

Once upon a time in 2001,
I went to a place called GameTavern, in hope for some fun,
I click 'Register' and begin to transform.
With a flash! And a crash! GameMaster is born!

Activate odd speech!
Initiate abnormal puns!
Add a pinch of innuendo!
Alright, he is done!

My first thread is a success, 38 replies!
What a wonderful place, what a great bunch of guys!
Now what do I do? Where should I begin?
I meet my first allie, goes by the alias Jin.

The hours become days, the days become weeks,
It's just not enough, I've hit my post peak.
I look in the mirror, face tired and pale,
Suddenly, I've got it: asian female!

I make a 'friendly-man' comment and post it like bait,
I go back to the main page and I wait and I wait,
The replies 'homo' and 'gay' fly at me from a forum-flame gun,
"But I'm an Asian female," I say. The jaws drop, they are stunned.

I leap from my chair! Another successful plan!
I pound my fists to my keyboard and scream, "Who's the Man!"
Amongst one another, they squabble and whine,
Then a rebel stands forth proclaiming, "Nothing but lies!"

I don't even get a trial, my verdict already set,
The staff in agreement, "The ban wagon, he gets!"
Now aware of my blunder, I protest from my cage,
When from amidst my impending doom comes Xantar the Sage.

"Save you, I will. But leave for a while, you must."
So I pack up my bags, and board the internet bus.
He talks to the staff, he gets me acquitted,
I am amazed with his power, I can't believe he did it!

Once again a free man, as silly as a goose,
I return to GT early and begin to let loose.
I can't wait a few months, I need to post soon!
A second alias is born, which brings us to part two...

Eager to read part two, that mariolover turns the page, and the second story begins starring the one and only...

10-15-2004, 04:38 AM	#36
GameMaster ★★★ GameMaster is offline Now Playing: Posts: 14,194	Re: Gametavern Story ... thatmariolover comes upon one of his favorite fanboy stories. And then he begins to read it loud: Once upon a time in 2001, I went to a place called GameTavern, in hope for some fun, I click 'Register' and begin to transform. With a flash! And a crash! GameMaster is born! Activate odd speech! Initiate abnormal puns! Add a pinch of innuendo! Alright, he is done! My first thread is a success, 38 replies! What a wonderful place, what a great bunch of guys! Now what do I do? Where should I begin? I meet my first allie, goes by the alias Jin. The hours become days, the days become weeks, It's just not enough, I've hit my post peak. I look in the mirror, face tired and pale, Suddenly, I've got it: asian female! I make a 'friendly-man' comment and post it like bait, I go back to the main page and I wait and I wait, The replies 'homo' and 'gay' fly at me from a forum-flame gun, "But I'm an Asian female," I say. The jaws drop, they are stunned. I leap from my chair! Another successful plan! I pound my fists to my keyboard and scream, "Who's the Man!" Amongst one another, they squabble and whine, Then a rebel stands forth proclaiming, "Nothing but lies!" I don't even get a trial, my verdict already set, The staff in agreement, "The ban wagon, he gets!" Now aware of my blunder, I protest from my cage, When from amidst my impending doom comes Xantar the Sage. "Save you, I will. But leave for a while, you must." So I pack up my bags, and board the internet bus. He talks to the staff, he gets me acquitted, I am amazed with his power, I can't believe he did it! Once again a free man, as silly as a goose, I return to GT early and begin to let loose. I can't wait a few months, I need to post soon! A second alias is born, which brings us to part two... Eager to read part two, that mariolover turns the page, and the second story begins starring the one and only...