[Happydude]

Originally Posted by deejzguy

You know who always had cool gadgets, James Bond. I wish I had gadgets like that. Then I'd be all like, "Wooeee, I'm James Bond...bitch!"
And then I'd shoot them with my pen/dartgun/sandwich mobile and then all the ladies would be like, "You're so sexy James Bond man, I want to have your babies. But I won't so that you can have my sexy sister as well."
And I would be like, "Get over here and take off those pants," and I woulnd't need to because my pants would already be magically off considering I'm James Bond man.