[Joeiss]

So I awoke this morning to my dad calling my name.

"Joe. Joe wake up!! What's in the garbage can?"

then I was like... "What are you talking about man"

dad- "the garbage can in the bathroom is all wet"

joe- "i dont know man, what did you do to it?"

dad-"how drunk were you last night?"

joe-"quite"



turns out i missed the toilet for a couple of seconds, and peed in the garbage can

hahah