Warning : The following post contains the word 'what' an excessive amount of times. Reader discretion is advised
So I understand it's your birthday BreakABone
*What?*
Your time of birth
*What?*
The day you were let out of the womb
*What?*
An annual celebration of your coming into the world
*What?*
So maybe what your asking yourself is.....
*What?*
Did old Ridley get you a present?
*What?*
A gift
*What?*
A sentiment to celebrate your birthday
*What?*
Well last night, I sat there and I thought about it
*What?*
About what I could give you
*What?*
And I came to the conclusion
*What?*
That it should be a Stunner for each year of birth
*gives BreakABone 17 Stone Cold Stunners*
And a mudhole-stomping for good luck
*mudhole-stomps BreakABone*
Happy Birthday
*What?*
