Funny! But rude!
I'm with him on many. Starbucks, if I ever go, it's 'medium iced-tea' and that's the last thing I can remember ordering there.
The cashier thing, my dad is all about the cashier thing. He refuses to do the self-checkout thing that some stores have started. He feels like he's getting short-changed if he isn't 'served' or whatever he thinks. And I can see that. But I can ring myself out so much faster than a good many of the people they hire.
Andddd... no wait I guess I agree with all of them except that
. Though I do care to hear about other people's kids.