Just a word of advice...
Don't drink Jeepnut's Pepsi... there's some kinda funky smell going on there...
And don't talk to me...
Here, have a newbie burger...
Some dumb newbie came around awhile ago and I shot him and made him into those burgers...
Ok I just made that up, I'm bored
Someone talk to me, please... Please? Talk to me... anybody?.......
*runs away*