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Originally Posted by Nitram
Oh yeah like in I'm happy?
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"Oh yeah" as in I eat whatever the hell I want and I still get laid. Some people get their cake and eat it to... and then **** the prom queen
Honestly, I've always been a big dude. I broke 200 lbs in sixth grade, for Christ's sake and I played 4 sports (football, wrestling, field events and swimming). I have a good amount of muscle on me. My friends say I have "retard strength", whatever that means.
The lightest I ever was as an adult was 185, and that was when I was wrestling and needed to cut down to 189. My doctor actually said that weight was too light for me and I needed to add weight or I'd do damage to my kidneys and liver. He said my ideal weight would be between 205 and 215.
I'm not saying I'm not fat, because I can pinch an inch or eight, but as Stu pointed out, I'm built less like Homer Simpson and more like a vending machine with a head.