Re: Smash Bros Brawl
OMFG! Cancel E3. Just end it now!
The next generation console war is already over. In what quite possibly may be the most clever attack ever, Nintendo has just dominated, demolished, raped, and given a tidal-wave spanking to both Sony and Microsoft. Following the unexpected announcement, gamers around the world cried out in rejoice as Nintendo unveiled the newest iteration of the most successful game series ever, Super Smash Bros. The new title, Super Smash Bros: Brawl is expected to slash to pieces both Sony and Microsoft's next generation E3 announcements.
After the announcement was made, a poll was conducted asking gamers what excited them most about Microsoft and Sony's presentations at E3. 97% chose the option, "Who the f---ing hell gives a rat's ass about their worthless sh-t. All I care about is Wii and Super Smash Bros.: Brawl."
Neither Sony nor Microsoft representatives were willing to comment following the Earth-shattering news.
OMFG! Game of the Year. Everyone will buy a Wii. The system and game will be sold out for months. Pre-orders are probably already gone. I will kill for this game.
I just excreted all over myself, the chair, and my floor. Now I'm convulsing and screaming in my excrement. OMFG!
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