[Teuthida]

Microsoft: "Nintendo is hanging out with me"

Sony: "No way, Nintendo is hanging out with me"

Microsoft: "Nintendo and I have been good neighbors for a long time, we're like best friends"

Sony: "Oh yeah, well Nintendo and I used to work together. We had a special bond much closer then friendship"

Microsoft: "Whatever I called Nintendo first"

Sony: "I dont care, Nintendo is mine"

Nintendo: "Guys please...at my price, wii can all play together!"

Microsoft and Sony: "What is your price?"

Nintendo: "..."

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