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Originally Posted by Professor S
Well, lets put it this way:
If you were a regular joe schmo, and in September a gorgeous, large breasted and plump assed woman came up to you and said "I want to suck your %$&@", you'd be ecstatic.
Now its October, and while you have enjoyed your hot chick all month, a Playboy playmate comes up to you and says "I want you to pound my Vag". While you've spent a wonderful month with the hot chick, its pretty hard to pass up the playmate, especially when its only been a month with the hot chick.
Now its November, and a young, pre-Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie walks up to you and says she wants to "fulfill every fantasy you've ever had with a woman". Score. Goodbye playmate, at least for now.
This is the plight of the 360 owner. There are so many options with a new great game seemingly coming out every month. Its not a bad thing. Its a goooooood thing. In the end, its what convinced me to pick up a 360 before a Wii.
Meanwhile the Wii owner is satisfied with one very hot chick, who he has a on and off relationship with over 20 years and he won't see for a few more weeks. In the mean time he spends all his time talking and thinking about her until she gets here again. In common terms, thats referred to as "pussy whipped".
But leave it to Nintendoids to try and spin the fact that 360 has such a great library into a BAD thing. Kind of funny.
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Think it is more along the lines of
August.. she said she had some interesting tricks and you really enjoyed them until you realized lasted like 5 mins and was pretty simple.
Sept... she had this trap vag in which the condom always broke. So it was fun but you just couldn't risk it all the time cuz some of the magic was gone.
Oct... You get the chick who does it all. Better than most. But no one pays attention to her because of her twin sister who just developed more.
Nov... you got choices and they are all good but then the love of your life re-enters and you have to pick.
a) The chick from HS who was always good but really grew up recently.
b) The chick who was always pretty but just doesn't have much upstairs.
c) The chick who is smart but sometimes too smart for her own good.
d) The love of your life, who granted comes around once in a blue moon but when she does it is magical.
Granted, I love the love of my life and the chick who does it all, but no one gives her the attention.
(Orange Box for no one who got that)
As an aside as well, the Wii also lets you rrelive some of your greatest consquences.
The first time
Your prom date.
The hot chick you dated in HS who just isn't pretty anymore.
That one time you were drunk and don't really care to remember.
The time you stayed up all night.
Wow this.. I blame Strangler....