Think about it. In every Friday the 13th film, Jason always winds up killing some horny teenagers who are either getting ready to or are in the middle of having sex.
Tommy: Oh baby, that's it.
Nancy: Tommy, did you hear that?
Tommy: Oh baby, come on. It's probably an animal or something.
Nancy: I'm scared Tommy.
Tommy: Come on, were in the middle of the woods. Nothing out here but us.
Jason: ------------------
Tommy & Nancy: AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!
Could the Friday the 13th films be secretly telling us that premarital relations are bad?
Hmmm.
Is this the new face of abstinence?
