Lies
Replace 'Shit' with 'Lies' in typhoids post to get a kind of example of how I use this word.
It all started like this. One day, it was a lunch time, in my kitchen I found myself, I decided to make a sandwich, not just any sandwich, one mother fucker of sandwitch, it took time and love, by the time I had made this sandwich I was hungry, I mean I really wanted to eat this sandwich.
On my way to the dining table I dropped the sandwich on the floor!
And what did I do you ask yourself???
I shouted at the top of my voice 'LIES' and walked away.
This made me forget what had happened, take a breath, then go back clean it up and have a cup of tea instead.
Thus was born what I call the 'philosophy of lies'
From this point on lies crept it's way into my life, it grew and changed and diversified until it managed to manifest itself into many different meanings and uses in day to day life until a multiverse of lies was created. The words true meaning becoming twisted and lost somewhere along the lines.
Usually it's things like "Hey it's your turn to go to the shop and get milk" ... "Lies" ... even when it is not lies, it is your turn, what is lies (in the way I mean it) is the fact that you have to go.
Adopt lies... next time you drop something, put your washing out and it rains, stub your toe or die on your computer game say LIES and soon you will see what I mean, what lies is and why lies is good.