The male version that would go along with this is something like this...
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If only you knew how many times I have masturbated to you. Remember that one time when I was at your house and I went to the bathroom. Ohhh yeah. I cranked two off. Don't worry I've already seen you naked....in my head! Oh yeah I cranked off a few then. Bam! Woo. FML.
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