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Originally Posted by Bond
“Why were you locked up in this Trade Federation Prison, anyway?”
“Arrggghhh. I “allegedly” raped Princess Leia, but you and I both know this would be impossible, as Han and Leia are going steady. Grrrffffff.”
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Originally Posted by Bond
*Struggled heavy breathing.*
*Near-death heavy breathing.*
(Darth Vader collapses at the feet of Emperor Palpatine.)
To be continued…
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See I told you I was good. He's trying to kill me.
I am releasing Padme from her cell. She is off my suspect list for the time being. There is a darker force among us.
*Looks at Qui Gon and Chewy battling*
Hard to see, the dark side is... an old friend once told me. Which of these targets before me need I strike down. I am not sure that Chewbacca really is our seer. Yet if he is, my target is clear. Hmmm
*fizzshack Voooooooooommmmmm*
*Darth Vader observes, light sabre at the ready*
For the good of the Rebel Alliance one of you dogs wall fall... tomorrow!