Well, my work stories usually involve sex... damn teenage boys.
Anyhow, I do wake ups in the morning when work overnights, but also have to do medication and paperwork.
So one of my co-workers went to wake up some dude. She calls me over after a minute.
And while she is talking to the kid, you can see that he is trying to do... the early morning under the sheet jerk. And she just points this out to me. I walk away, and wonder if people never realize that the sheets move up and down with their hands.
