Lol good on Xantar.
Here's one:
A man takes his Long snouted long tailed short legged greyhound into a bar. He goes in and the bartender says "WHAT IT THE NAME OF SWEET MERCY IS THAT?!". The bloke says this is me long snouted long tailed short legged greyhound. He says its an ugly piece of work but it'll kill any dog and shred it to pieces. Bartender says bet it cant take on my pit bull. The BLoke says is that a fight? Bartender says, your one. Be here eight o clock tomorrow.
Eight o clock comes, and the man with the long snouted long tailed short legged greyhound comes. Everyone keeps asking him what it is, and he tells them its a long snouted long tailed short legged greyhound.
So the two animals fight, and the pit bull is absaloutely torn to piece. The bartender is shocked and goes to the bloke, whats this called? I wanna get one.
The bloke says its a long snouted long tailed short legged greyhound...
...but in Australia we call em crocodiles
