[Dyne]

http://www.cracked.com/article/141_6...man-stupidity/

We like to mark-up natural disasters to everything from The Weather Channel to a large, invisible bearded man who hangs out on clouds and doesn't wear pants (the ghost of Ernest Hemingway). And while these things may be true, there's no avoiding the fact that we ourselves are responsible for many of the planet-murdering buttfucks that befall our delicate population.

I liked the molasses one the best. I bet the Quaker Oats company was all over that one.