[Vampyr]

Yeah, I'm probably not going to be picking this up...especially after hearing your description.

There needs to be some real innovation with Zelda, especially on the handheld ones. The Oracle games were really awesome. They took place in two totally unique worlds, they had about 60 rings you could collect that gave you all sorts of powers, and the rod/harp were really fun gameplay mechanics. Not to mention you could pick one of three pets to use throughout the game.