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Re: Create Your One-Liner
Old 08-03-2010, 06:53 PM   #4
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Default Re: Create Your One-Liner

Prof throws Fox down an elevator shaft, landing on a giant exhaust fan grate. Fox dies instantly, and his bowls release, and the fan sprays the fecal matter everywhere.

"Looks like the shit finally hit the fan..."

Replace elevator shaft with a commercial meat grinder.

"Where's the beef? There's your &%*$ing beef!"

Replace meat grinder with ravenous tiger cage.

"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Foxie pop? One..."
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