And yes, I wipe my ass standing up. I am a long-time stander. I have tried wiping sitting down many times and just cannot get into it. What surprises me is the number of standers out there. I thought I was a mutant. Seems like all my friends sit.
I will admit, standers have a mortal enemy: auto-flush toilets. I call them ball-washers because they go off randomly even when you are sitting on them and give your sack a little shock. At any rate I'm curious to see where everyone sits or stands.
