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Originally Posted by Teuthida
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Not much has changed because this totally happened to me in college. Except I got black out drunk and passed out in my roommates' bed. And I woke up at 3am and everyone was gone. And I had to puke. And puke I did. Amazingly I made it to the bathroom. After puking out lots of vodka I then proceeded to the sink to rinse out my mouth and saw dicks all over my face. That made my night.
Edit: that's what good friends are for btw. Rolling you onto your side so you don't die chocking on vomit, and then proceeding to draw dicks all over you and then peacing out. I miss college.