The solution is simple: become Mormon. Polygamy baby.
If it makes you feel any better, we are at a strange point in evolutionary history where the guys are going against ALL of our natural urges to fuck as many women as we can. A few thousand years ago you were painting as many uterine walls as you could. Nowadays you're lucky to be an alpha male hooking up with, what is the average amount of casual flings, like 7?
Also, in the evolving progressive world, many women aren't donning their husband's last name or are going with the hyphen hybrid.
But I get it. You want to fell like a champion while you do your thing.
