Haha... Stu, why did you kick your dad?
Next time, kick him where it hurts.
Oh, and speaking of "beating up" parents, one of my friends (when he was 6) was playing NES with his dad and sister. His dad kept losing, but never gave up the controller. My friend got so mad, that he slapped his dad right in the kisser.
He got the strap after that.
