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read this and make sure to read the text first before taking a good look at the picture. Trust me on this one. You won't regret it.
And here's the one story for today's update. Don't worry, though. I'm going to be updating the "Stupidest things ever said" topic for the first time in a long time now.
Four 17-year-old boys in Gillingham, Kent, England, hid some alcohol and munchies in a loft. They decided it was time to have a party when one of the boys' mothers went out of town. "We went up to get the food and drink from our loft after we had stashed it there because we didn't want our parents to find out," said one. Then they realized they couldn't get out, and the boy's mother wasn't due back for four days. They pushed and pushed on the trap door, but couldn't get it to budge. After 17 hours locked in the loft ("All we had was snacks and drinks to last us all that time") one of the lads got the bright idea to pull on the door, rather than push as they had done for 17 hours. It opened easily. (London Times)