Okay...this won't be pretty, but I've met some VERY strange people in Downtown Toronto...
1) This woman came up to me and kept calling me her son and that she finally found me. She tried to touch me but I went kung-fu on her ass (okay, so I only said "back the hell up" and pushed her arm away, but it was still cool). When I walked away she started crying, saying something like "he's running away from me again!"
2) This crazy man walked into EB while myself, along with a few other people were in there. He picked up this one PC game box and started yelling at it in a foreign language that didn't sound familiar to me. When he was asked to leave, he started throwing magazines around. It was hilarious.
3) This old man starting humping the stairs in my local mall once. Security came and took him away.
4) Some homeless lady downtown was lying in the corner of this alley, then she walked out in to the middle of the street and started signing this song supposedly from some Broadway musical (my parents told me they recognized the song). People were honking their horns and yelling at her...one of the craziest things I've ever seen.
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Those are just a few examples I remember...*shudder*
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