A little kid gets onto a bus and he starts to talk to his bus driver. He says:
"Hey mister, if my mom was an elephant, and my dad was an elephant, then I would be a baby elephant."
He continues on with all the animals and the bus driver says:
"Say kid. What would you be if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?"
The kid smiles and says:
"A bus driver."
